Don’t Touch Stylez White’s Food!
May 31st, 2011
Now Joe knows that NFL news has been stifled in large part thanks to the asinine lockout that NFL honcho Roger Goodell has concocted.
And Joe knows the following item isn’t exactly news.
But it sure as hell is funny.
Now Joe follows Stylez White on Twitter and it is, well, entertaining. The dude almost exclusively Twitters about two subjects: eating and partying, two of Joe’s favorite pastimes.
Today, Joe learned the easiest way to hack off Stylez is to touch his grub, especially if you are a female type.
I don’t like when people reach in my food without asking! Infact I don’t like sharing my food! U should got the same thing I got! Women!
Now Joe has no idea if Stylez and his team-leading 4.5 sacks last year will return as he is a free agent. But if he doesn’t, Joe’s going to miss his Twitterings.
May 31st, 2011 at 4:25 pm
that would be “Woman” Stylez.
May 31st, 2011 at 4:48 pm
Us common men do not get to complain when our woman touches or food.
That is if we want to UMMMM eat again.
May 31st, 2011 at 7:27 pm
Styles is a better player than adrian clayborn right now. If clay starts ovrer styles in 2011 that will be a net negative for the defensive front im 2011. I asked a respected football person to tell me how he thought Styles would do against the big 10 o lineman last year that clay faced, and he said that he would expect HUGE numbers. That tells you the difference in skill level right now.
June 1st, 2011 at 1:32 am
What a post Thomas! Lets keep it mediocre with 4.5 sacks with an average at best DE whos upside has clearly climaxed instead of giving our first round pick the opportunity. Thats the way to build a champion!
June 1st, 2011 at 7:16 am
Hpoe his new co workers dont touch his food a Mc Donalds
June 1st, 2011 at 7:18 am
“U should got the same thing I got!” Now that snit is funny right there! He is good, but the king (in my opinion) is still Simeon Rice. By the by, doesn’t Stylez look a lot like Ian Beckles? Word?
June 1st, 2011 at 7:54 am
Hey ash, you genius: If 4.5 is mediocre in the NFK, what do you call 3 sacks in 13 games in college? I call it less than mediocre.
Yes, Clay the first round pick had all of 3 sacks last year in 13 games against college o linemen. So, by your logic lets start the mediocre college player over the mediocre NFL player bc he is younger (spells disaster for 2011):
June 1st, 2011 at 8:25 am
Thomas, what with the negativity on Clayborn? First GMC, now you’re attacking Clayborn. Please explain to me how everyday for you reaches some new negative low. Your day goes better when you wake with a smile on your face. Maybe once look for the good in people instead of accentuating or exaggerating the bad. The way you post, one would think that you don’t have any faults of your own, or literally walk on water. When a player has a bad game on the field, I can understand criticism, and rookies need a little time to learn (maybe 3-4 days in your eyes) but you dog players out before they set foot in the building. You really need professional help, or start drinking at 7 AM. Anything should be an improvement. BTW, look in the mirror, Jesus didn’t look like that. You’re not the guy.
June 1st, 2011 at 9:14 am
Geez guys, what would we do without Thomas 2.2″ inches? In a time truly devoid of meaningful football news, you can come here and get genuinely emotional over things you read. As a matter of fact, you can get pissed off and fired up here! Hate ta say it, but alot of that is due to Thomas and his 2.2″ of pent up Glazer hate. You know Joe is busting his Butt, keeping us on top of every good storyline out there. But Thomas’s relentless assault ,on what we all hold dear, keeps the fires burning.
When I first started posting here, haters ruled the day. Fans took a beating! That shouldn’t ever happen! But now the haters have all been beaten into exile. They all have given up and wandered off, sobbing in the Night.
Except Thomas 2.2 inches we’ve proven him wrong. We’ve embarrassed him. The team has made him look bad. Still he remains. Clinging to to his Lil glowing hot flame of hate. Trying to fan it into a fire that will get rid if the Glazers,Raheem, McCoy, Clayborn, and all of us.
And bring back his beloved Chucky and Bruce.
It ain’t pretty. I wouldn’t wanna be him. But ya gotta admire the dedication. The guy can sure stand up after a beating!!!
I hope he never leaves. He’s written things so outlandish, that I’ve almost fallen outta my seat( really!) in disbelief! I wish I could find words strong enough ta knock a 285#( alright, alright, 315#) guy outta his seat!
I was actually missing Eric, but I noticed he has rejoined us. That should keep things passionate enough to hold us together thru this damn Lockout.
And Thomas- don’t misconstrue this. You can admire someone’s tenacity, and still hate their cause! Don’t go scheduling any walks in the park, Pal.
June 2nd, 2011 at 1:24 pm
I do see the resemblances between Ian Beckles, and White, LOL
Looking at either one of them makes me hungry for some good BBQ!
These are both Big Men, and talk about what is on their minds a lot (food)
I just don’t see Stylez starting for Tampa all year.
I see Tampa keeping him as insurance until our rookie is ready.