It’s pretty much common knowledge that the TSA is getting out of hand. Groping women in airports and shaking down nuns is bad enough. But it appears that the TSA has gone too far now. Suspecting Santa Claus for trafficking, the TSA has detained Santa Claus from making his appointed rounds tonight and enlisted the services of none other than the notorious Jack Bauer and his thoughtful superior Bill Buchanan at CTU to work over Santa Claus, treating him like a common terrorist in the still of the night.