Morning Cup Of Joe

September 19th, 2024

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Someone leaked dopey Will Levis’ cell phone number. Now Titans fans are blowing up his phone but not in a good way. No, “blowing up” doesn’t mean Lebanese beepers and walkie-talkies. [PFT]

Ranking winless teams. [CBS]

The Rams are beat to hell. [Yahoo!]

Dolphins trying to spin how fortunate they are to have Skylar Thompson as their starting quarterback for the foreseeable future. Sure they are. [NFL]

Sad excuses for dogs. [TikTok]

Erin Andrews is in a contract year. [Awful Announcing]

Bears so desperate for a new stadium they have now begun to gaslight Chicago’s mayor in an effort to shame him into coughing up taxpayer money to build the McKaskey clan a playpen. [Front Office Sports]

Former Belicheats running back lights up an 82-year old man at the gym. Real tough guy. [Outkick]

Is NBC preparing to bounce Cris Collinsworth for Greg Olsen? [The Spun]

Midwest problems. [TikTok]

11 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Leopold Stotch Says:

    In defense of Thompson, didn’t he almost (yes I know that means did not) win a playoff game not that long ago against the Bills?

  2. Fred McNeil Says:

    The Bears should really move from Chicago even if the city would build a stadium.

  3. heyjude Says:

    If Fox doesn’t renew Erin’s contract, Amazon and other networks should be more than happy to sign her. She does a very good job, and will not be without a contract next year.

    I really respect Mike McDaniel’s. Of course he is going to give encouragement to the backup QB, even if they have hesitations. It’s all up in the air right now for them.

    Thank you for the clip of Gundy. He can do it all! Great guy and coach.

  4. D-Rome Says:

    Sam Darnold truthers

    There is a sub Reddit called “The_Darnold” which is glorious. The posters act like rabid Trump fans, except replace Trump with Sam Darnold. You have to see it to understand it.

  5. Mike C Says:

    Fred McNeil Says:
    September 19th, 2024 at 5:03 am
    The Bears should really move from Chicago even if the city would build a stadium.

    ………… This is a brilliant idea 👏👏👏, wtf are you talking about? Lot of stupid things get said on this site….. but this is premo my man smh gtfoh

  6. Joe Says:

    Amazon and other networks should be more than happy to sign her.

    Joe was thinking same thing.

  7. Alanbucsfan Says:

    The NFL will be a semi-flag football league by the time a new Bears’ stadium gets built

  8. Cobraboy Says:

    Olsen.

    Good Lord.

    That dude just won’t shut the f@k up.

  9. Cobraboy Says:

    Even thought not much iof a RahRah Canales fan (I was “meh” when he skedaddled to Charlotte), I am somewhat surprised at the absolute train wreck he turned the Kitties into.

    What a mess!

  10. Leighroy Says:

    Canales isn’t the problem in Charlotte. He may not be the solution either, but this dumpster fire has been burning for years since Tepper The Tosser purchased the team. A fish rots from the head down.

  11. unbelievable Says:

    Yeah Carolina was already a disaster before Canales got there

 

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