“Don’t Talk About The Rash Between His Legs”

August 25th, 2023

Mic’ed up.

Joe doesn’t want to see a coaching change. Never does. That means things are going bad for the Bucs. Joe doesn’t want that. At all.

One reason Joe is dreading a potential Bucs coaching change is if things go south this fall, aside from the losses, the current coaching staff is a bunch of really cool guys. And this is proof.

Earlier this week (?) the Bucs mic’ed up left tackle Tristan Wirfs during practice. What resulted was pure gold.

Among the moments was Bucs co-offensive line coach Harold Goodwin telling fellow linemen how Wirfs was mic’ed up and Goodwin bent over to talk directly to Wirfs for all to hear.

Goodwin advised his linemen to be careful and not say anything dumb around Wirfs, including a caution, “Don’t talk about the rash between his legs.”

Wirfs is such a good, fun dude, at one point he tried to bait Baker Mayfield into saying unkind things but Mayfield smartly didn’t take the bait. You could tell by Mayfield’s reaction he knew something was up.

This is just a fun video.

Now, about that rash Tristan, go get a couple of tubes of Lotrimin Ultra. Apply that to your affected region early and often, thick and heavy for about three days. And wear boxers until you heal. Works wonders.

19 Responses to ““Don’t Talk About The Rash Between His Legs””

  1. Darin Says:

    Boudreaux butt paste!! Just do it

  2. BucsFanSince76 Says:

    Sorry to hear you or a family member has such knowledgeable experience with Lotrimin usage Joe.

  3. FlBoy84 Says:

    “At least it doesn’t itch”… well done lol

  4. frozenbuc Says:

    Ewww.

  5. Lt. Dan Says:

    Welp…didn’t expect to wake up to grown man rash but hey…it happens. Try a pair of spanx.

  6. BA’s Red Pen Says:

    I talked to Coach Goodwin at a few different training practices the last couple of years, he’s very sharp and pretty funny as well. I think we’d have been better off with BA passing the torch to him instead of Bowles.

  7. Ateonetree Says:

    It’s a Travesty we can’t buy a creamsicle Wrifs jersey , huge L by the Bucs

  8. Bucswin Says:

    See the difference between Wirfs and Hainsey lower body? What’s up with that? Wirfs has that solid foundation. Hainsey looks so top heavy. He needs do do more squats.

  9. Scurvy Dogs Says:

    My takeaway was Jensen is in pads and practicing.

  10. Hunter's Crack Pipe Says:

    Bucswin Says:
    “See the difference between Wirfs and Hainsey lower body?”
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    .

    Almost all of the o-line looks like that next to Wirfs. He’s a freak of nature. Jensen looks like that next to him.

  11. Joe Says:

    Almost all of the o-line looks like that next to Wirfs.

    LOL

  12. Joe Says:

    My takeaway was Jensen is in pads and practicing.

    Which is why Joe isn’t fully sure this was recorded recently.

  13. Dre Says:

    I thought Ryan Jensen was not practicing in pads? The end of this vid, he’s in full gear…..

  14. David Says:

    At what point do scouts realize you NEED O-Linemen with tree trunk legs? It is ALL about leverage.

  15. Joe Says:

    At what point do scouts realize you NEED O-Linemen with tree trunk legs? It is ALL about leverage.

    Joe hears NFL people discuss hands with offensive linemen far, far, far more than legs.

    Not saying you are wrong or they are wrong. Just rarely hear NFL people discuss legs but always hear talk about hands.

  16. Fred McNeil Says:

    Wirfs once admitted that Goedeke can squat more than he can. Source: JBF article from a few months ago. IIRC.

  17. garro Says:

    umm… Where is Jensen’s towel when you need it? LOL

    Go Bucs!

  18. Hunter's Crack Pipe Says:

    Injured reserve. Season over. 😐

  19. Hunter's Crack Pipe Says:

    Oops wrong thread. ^^^