Sweetest Stench
November 29th, 2022
Todd Bowles
The Bucs sure look like the best looking car in a junkyard.
They’re missing a door and a headlight, and the rear bumper and trunk are crushed, but the car runs and the frame is intact. And all the other cars on the lot are in far worse shape.
Welcome to the NFC South.
The Bucs are the only division team with a quarterback and even former glory days Bucs receiver Keyshawn Johnson, a guy who picked the Saints to have a better season than Tampa Bay this year, admits the Bucs are the shiniest turd in the division.
“I just can’t see where Tom Brady is getting ready to surrender to the Carolina Panthers, the New Orleans Saints or the Atlanta Falcons in this division. I just can’t see it. They may win it at 8-9, whatever, but I can’t see it,” bellowed Johnson today on ESPN TV.
Johnson talked about the struggles of Todd Bowles and Byron Leftwich and acknowledged the impending loss of Tristan Wirfs, but he doesn’t think they compare to the issues of other NFC South teams.
Joe thinks Keyshawn is on the money. The Bucs look like a team that will stumble and surprise its way to a few more wins. That’s what they’ve done all season.
A division title is nice, but an 8-9 record and a 1-and-done in the playoffs would be a nightmare, one that should send Team Glazer head coach hunting in a hurry after one of the great underachievements in franchise history.
November 29th, 2022 at 1:08 pm
“The cleanest shirt in the dirty clothes pile”
November 29th, 2022 at 1:11 pm
The only pair of dirty underwear in the pile without skidmarks.
November 29th, 2022 at 1:12 pm
The used diaper that has the least sh!t in it.
November 29th, 2022 at 1:18 pm
We’ve lost several games to inferior QBs…..
I’m not counting chickens…..
November 29th, 2022 at 1:19 pm
Jim Harbaugh has proven more in this league with MUCH less..
Frank Smith has surely turned that offense around and even developed Tua….
Maybe even Shane Waldron because he is winning with GENO SMITH!
November 29th, 2022 at 1:21 pm
I believe, fingers on Brady’s throwing hand are still bothering him.
Bucs will only go as far as Brady takes them. For anyone who’s not been paying attention.
When Brady is missing his passes, the results aren’t good.
You can wipe your tail with the stats, I watch the games.
November 29th, 2022 at 1:29 pm
The vehicle still runs Joe, but it’s won’t pass inspection. Said vehicle will be pulled over immediately, and impounded. They very well may win the stinking south, and maybe, maybe a home playoff game, depending on the matchup. But no way in hell does this group go beyond the divisional round. The browns loss cemented it for this fan. I said I’d take my chances with Brady in the divisional round, I don’t believe that anymore.
November 29th, 2022 at 1:44 pm
Earlier in the year Todd made comments during the losing streak like, “It’s the darkest it will be…” well I disagree. It’s MUCH darker now.
November 29th, 2022 at 1:54 pm
And it sure stinks more now.
November 29th, 2022 at 1:57 pm
Todd—good man—good for the defense—-a better fit as a high school coach!!!!
November 29th, 2022 at 2:38 pm
To win the division they need to win all three against Atl, Car, N.O.. Anyone think they’re going to win all three, two of three? The way we’re playing be lucky to win one!
November 29th, 2022 at 2:47 pm
With the players on this team if the bucs don’t go at least 10-7 Bowles should be fired because if the Glazers don’t your looking at best 5-12 next year.
November 29th, 2022 at 3:19 pm
Bowles should be fired regardless. He’s shown us who he is and there is no reason for optimism. He is risk-averse, low energy uninspiring, and is starting to sound a little like Lovie Smith (a disgrace).
November 29th, 2022 at 3:35 pm
It’s like having the biggest d#ck in a NBA shower.
November 29th, 2022 at 3:54 pm
When the Bucs won their first Superbowl they fell apart after that – This team has the talent, but does it have the WILL
November 29th, 2022 at 3:59 pm
looking at the schedule ;it is far from a slam dunk that we win 4 of the next 6 games. We could easily end up 8-9 .. If the dixie chx beat us in last game–they could be in playoffs ….
November 29th, 2022 at 4:17 pm
I had my visiting nephew from Wisconsin read a lot of these post. HE said, Uncle,
You Buc fans sure could use some quality cheese with all that Whining..
I LMAO. He is spot on though. I’m still laughing.
November 29th, 2022 at 4:24 pm
I don’t care how they fare at this point.
They’re not fun to watch. All I get is heartburn watching this team.
November 29th, 2022 at 4:30 pm
7-10 then 1 and done.
November 29th, 2022 at 4:33 pm
Mike Johnson….the Limburger Cheese Heads could never stink less than the Bucs. At least the fans do not wear stupid cheese hats at the games. Sack the stinking Pack.
November 29th, 2022 at 6:58 pm
I have a hard time believing they’ll get 3 more wins. Mark my words they will lose to either Atlanta or Carolina.
November 29th, 2022 at 9:16 pm
From here on in, I would hope the media holds clown bowles and clown leftwich accountable, asking pointed questions after every game is the only way the Glazers are going to see the ineptitude of these two.