Ryan Jensen Reveals Major Parade Injury
June 14th, 2021
Ryan Jensen reveals
No, all the mayhem among Bucs players at the Super Bowl boat parade is hardly fully known to the public.
A few weeks ago Shaq Barrett talked on a podcast about how JPP was cracked in the head during the parade with a thrown beer bottle.
No, Joe never followed up to ask about JPP’s condition. The dude survived — and thrived — after literally blowing digits off his hand and breaking his neck in a car crash, so Joe assumed a beer to the dome was no big deal. (Hope it was Big Storm!)
Ryan Jensen, however, spoke recently about a more serious parade injury that required medical attention.
Talking to the Celebrity GamerZ show, Jensen shared that “one of our backup lineman” caught a champagne bottle thrown to him from another parade party boat. The catch was clean, per Jensen, but when the unnamed lineman popped the cork, the bottle it exploded completely. The result was a gashed hand that Jensen estimated to be about four or five inches long.
“It was actually kind of scary,” Jensen said of the explosion. “The whole bottle shattered in his hand, and I mean, like gashed him. It was just like gushing blood every where. It was kind of scary; it was kind of crazy. But he was laughing and having a good time the whole time, then he went and got stitches after the parade.
“It was one of those wild, like holy cow, did-that–really-just-happen-type moment.”
Ouch!
Joe Haeg? Josh Wells? A.Q. Shipley?
Joe will get to the bottom of it eventually. And Joe can only imagine the parade — and post-parade stories — that will trickle out over time.
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June 14th, 2021 at 2:41 pm
“one of our backup lineman” I guess we can only assume it was an Olineman, but he didn’t specify.
June 14th, 2021 at 3:24 pm
fyi. you only have 4-6 hours to suture a gash before the tissues on the edges die and leave you with a Frankenstein type of scar.
June 14th, 2021 at 3:34 pm
Well this doesn’t even compare to how many people were butt hurt over the Lombardi toss. 🙂
June 14th, 2021 at 3:45 pm
Yikes!!
June 14th, 2021 at 4:04 pm
Sorry JPP 😞 throwing it to GRONK and your head caught it… was a can not a bottle though 😁
June 14th, 2021 at 4:37 pm
Ain’t no thang. I’d be more afraid if it happened yesterday.
June 14th, 2021 at 5:29 pm
O and D linemen are tough as nails. Starters or backups. I’d hate to even think about getting into a pier 6 brawl with any of them.
June 14th, 2021 at 5:38 pm
Video….. pics please.
June 14th, 2021 at 6:13 pm
Joe, need update stat w/ this cliffhanger
I haven’t had a cliffhanger like this since the bugger of ‘93 😂
June 14th, 2021 at 6:14 pm
Joe, need update stat w/ this cliffhanger
I haven’t had a cliffhanger like this since the bugger of ‘93
June 14th, 2021 at 6:15 pm
booger *** ^
June 14th, 2021 at 6:17 pm
Is “backup” lineman confirmed? Only asking because of Suh’s mysterious hand injury….
June 14th, 2021 at 6:57 pm
Dewey Selmon Says:
June 14th, 2021 at 3:24 pm
fyi. you only have 4-6 hours to suture a gash before the tissues on the edges die and leave you with a Frankenstein type of scar.
Heh, I’m 60, had JUST such a cut on my forearm a few days before I started 8th grade in 1974. I just covered it up with gauze and told mom not to worry about it. To this day, you can see the scar from low earth orbit
June 14th, 2021 at 8:48 pm
A bottle I.R.? Dang we are full of firsts!
June 15th, 2021 at 7:23 am
Beej
Lol. I’ve got a few too many scars from not getting gashes addressed too. No super bowl trophy to show for them either.