Jaime Hanna (Really) Likes The Rays
March 26th, 2010
It’s a slow Friday. But this got Joe, um, well, perked up.
When the Rays made it to the World Series two years ago, Joe learned that Rays slugger Evan Longoria was hooking up with the lovely Bucs cheerleader Jaime Hanna.
Seems as though Ms. Hanna has moved down the dugout for another Rays player.
Hyped Rays minor league outfielder Matt Joyce seems to be scoring major league talent. Though Joyce may be on the disabled list, he has found a way to comfort his ailing arm. If burgeoning Internet rumors are accurate, Hanna can be found on Joyce’s (sore?) arm.
Per the Twitter feed of Joe’s good friend Cork Gaines, he of the must-read Rays blog RaysIndex.com, Hanna and Joyce are an item.
@RaysIndex: Rumor that EvanLongoria’s ex-BucsCheerleaderHookup JaimeHanna has been seen w/ MattJoyce. SloppySeconds or clubhouse comraderie?
Now, if Joe was really a cheap writer, he’d have all sorts of double entendres about wood and balls, but Joe’s not going to go there.
Joe reached out to Cork for further juicy details. Cork replied that he is putting out “feelers” for Jaime to confirm if the rumors are accurate. He cannot confirm but, Cork said he’s heard this rumor from too many sources to believe on face value they are false rumors.
The fact Jaime may have lost to Rachel Watson in the Eyecandy Region final of Buccaneers Madness certainly hasn’t crushed her.
Or was result the opening that Joyce needed in Jaime’s time of need?
Sigh.
When it comes to Bucs cheerleaders sacking up with local athletes, Joe doesn’t mind rumormongering. Besides, it gives Joe a chance to post a photo of a lovely Bucs cheerleader which always brightens up a page.
March 26th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
I’m sorry I must have stumbled on to TMZ by mistake….I thought this was a site about football.
March 26th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
d-money:
Com’ on man, lighten up.
It’s Friday and you’re irritated Joe wrote about a gorgeous Bucs cheerleader, really? 🙂
Joe can only assume your significant other is Kayla Drawdy-like.
March 26th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
LOL
Don’t get me wrong I love the pictures of Bucs cheerleaders ,especially Kayla, could do without the gossip.
March 26th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Get more pictures of that Nina. IMO she should’ve won the bracket
March 26th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Joe,
I am very disapointed in you.
You know these pictures only promote the most irreprehensible pruriant thoughts among the greater Joebucsfan community.
So, why the hell havent you posted even more?
March 26th, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Yet I have read over the years about 50 surveys of what women like in males that place intelligence at the top. That is why you see so many mathematician groupies, economist groupies, physicist groupies, & so forth.
March 26th, 2010 at 2:32 pm
@Mike J
The only sure fire guarantee for landing a super hot chic is to have recently been released from prison.
Drug Rehab clinic is second best.
March 26th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Joe believes he will have to resume his weekly Friday offseason cheerleader hottie photos.
Can’t hurt.
March 26th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
You know on the original “major league” movie they removed one article of clothing off the lifesized picture of the owner for every victory.
Hmmmmmmmm I wonder if you could implement a similar incentive on Joebucsfan.com?
Or, that might cause the bucs players to spontaneously snap into “be better than everyone else” mode, as the dream recently indicated was possible.
Either way, im guessing it would be win, win for you Joe.
March 26th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Eric:
Joe could, but Joe wants to keep this place PG.
Joe basically undresses the cheerleaders piece by piece with his imagination. Daily.
March 26th, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Well, pass it on to the Dream next time you run across him.
March 26th, 2010 at 6:28 pm
Eric, prison or rehab only applies if you were a rock star….er, (get with the times, Mike, you MO-ron!)rap star,actor, or professional athlete BEFORE you went in.
March 26th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
Though, serial murderers seem to be the object of a lot of love from ladies…psychopath groupies??
March 26th, 2010 at 9:13 pm
Joe:
What’t this about Jim Flynn being out at the Pewter Report?
March 26th, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Dumping Jaime Hanna might be the first error Longoria will make this season. Unless he hooks up with Rachel Watson instead, he’s not gonna get much better eye candy than that…
March 26th, 2010 at 9:47 pm
BucForce:
Joe has heard quite a few stories from quite a few reputable sources that Longo is living the life man. As one prominant local attorney told Joe about Longo, “That guy’s Joe Namath, man!”
None of the stories Joe has heard are untoward at all; quite the opposite actually. Let’s just say Longo is taking full advantage of being a young, wealthy baseball star in Florida. All with a great attitude too.
March 27th, 2010 at 1:28 am
Joe’s lust with watson is amazing. She is no better than any other cheerleader on any other NFL team, but because this website mentions her almost as much as fran law and caybrew, all the sheep follow along. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and i have never seen that proven so truly as how he promotes this random chick. Im sure he must have met her somewhere to get his fancy stirred up, but nonetheless, half the women on the bucs squad in different lighting without photoshop or airbrushing would look just as good. But no worries joe, i come here several times daily because i cant enough bucs news, and I will keep coming back no matter what. Maybe I’m stupid but I totally believe in our direction. Everyone who even mentions dungy or brooks show what little they know. I will take an inexperienced, always miscalculating challenge throwing Raheem, over no matter what go for the field goal Dungy any day of my life. We are coming up from the bottom, I only wish I lived in Tampa to grab some cheap season tickets.
March 27th, 2010 at 1:38 am
Forgot to mention that one of the things I love the most about this site is the fact that our comments actually get read by the admins (joe). That combined with the columns from QB Blast and Bull Rush make this place a no-brainer for any true Bucs fan. Keep up the good work!
March 27th, 2010 at 1:45 am
Thank you very much Gary. Joe really appreciates the kind words.
Joe’s concept, aside from the simple premise that one can be informed and entertained, is that this blog must be interactive.
Thanks again!
March 27th, 2010 at 1:58 am
LOL!!!
Joe is not ashamed to admit he is totally in in the tank for Rachel Watson. Completely smitten with her. Joe doesn’t know what it is: Her eyes, her endowment, her hair, dunno.
Joe remembers years ago being completely taken by the actress Josie Bissett. Joe normally doesn’t like butch haircuts on women but with Rachel, it’s perfect; not unlike Josie Bissett. Rachel has a striking resemblence to Josie Bissett.
No, Joe has never met Rachel. If he did, Joe might very well be on a sex offenders’ list.
Joe doesn’t want to spill the beans, but he will have an interesting post on Rachel in the coming days.
March 27th, 2010 at 2:01 am
Interesting Jimmy.
Joe has to confess: He is not privy to the inner workings of the formerly colorful, hand-held but environmentally hostile defunct Bucs magazine. So Joe doesn’t know who may be coming or going there.
But Joe can understand why Flynn would want to walk away.
March 27th, 2010 at 9:02 am
I saw Longoria strolling though International Plaza in November 2008 with a blonde that was quite comely. My wife called my daughter to come down to the mall, she was going to try and get them together LOL (her and Longo, not her and the blonde :). As long as Longo doesn’t catch any diseases or become another Shawn Kemp, he should enjoy his life to the fullest.
March 27th, 2010 at 9:21 am
By way of contrast, I heard Joe is making nice progress with that waffle house waitress………………
March 27th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Gary, I’ve known Rachel since she was 12 and my sister coached her at the Sarasota Sun Devils (Pop Warner). She is a good girl, always been very classy to say the least. Sure Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but this young lady has serious inter beauty too. When she cheered at Riverview High School the Football dads, like me, would miss plays all the time from being mesmerized by Rachel’s smile and charisma. Her students are very fortunate to have her as a teacher, but it is also a little sad to know that her incredible star power is being shelved, for now anyway. She can set the world on fire and the Bucs should have offered her a high paying management position. Director of Public Relations would be good. I promise you can not say no to her, no way Jose. Another bonehead Glazer move, not retaining her and yea Joe is a stalker, but I totally understand why.
May 15th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Jaime Hanna is obviously a wh*re if she banged Longo and Joyce, 2 guys on the same team. Isnt Joyce engaged to a girl named Randi Jones anyway?
May 15th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Joe begs your pardon!
Jaime is a beautiful women if not an All-American girl who is one of the very few who could perhaps make Joe forget about Rachel Watson, as difficult as that is to imagine.
The nerve!
May 15th, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Beauty isnt everything if she cant keep her legs closed and sleeps w anyone who wears cleats
May 17th, 2010 at 8:00 pm
Just because a girl has been on a date, doesn’t mean she is sleeping with someone. Jaime is good friends with Matt and Evan. She is dating either one. People assume a lot. A pretty girl on a date with an athlete, makes people jealous and there is not reason to be rude. Jaime is smart and takes care of herself and isn’t looking for a rich husband!!!
May 17th, 2010 at 8:02 pm
oops that was isn’t “dating” either one!
May 25th, 2010 at 9:12 am
Jamie is a stairclimber – the last one was a black dude and she moves from 1 guy to the next and she definetely likes all of the attention, in fact I would say she does it for the attention. She wants everyone to think she is holier than thou but we all know it is the fake boobs and fake smile that turns you guys on.
May 25th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
Yes, he was engaged to this girl Randi Jones, that can go ahead and be established as a fact. The rest of these comments for the most part are all opinion, for example, talking about a cheerleader and how big/small of a wh*re she is, or about what our definition of a wh*re actually is. I played basketball in college a few years back, and me and my teammates would sometimes try to see how many guys on the team an individual girl would sleep with. I do not think that this is the case, but the fact is that Joyce was engaged, cheerleader girl sleeps with teammate, then breaks up the engagement by sleepin with him. hmmmm…………. call me the SportsProf 🙂
May 26th, 2010 at 6:41 pm
who says this cheerleader slept with him or even talked to him for that matter…hes gross and not even on the rays roster..and randi was engaged to him ..well thats down right sad bc her and cheerleader are way too hot for this chump.