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Hello Jenny!

March 22nd, 2010

Say what you will about Joe, call him what you want, but Joe is still a journalist, able to dig up all sorts of information that a local douchebag who works afternoon radio that can’t even pull a 0.1 rating of a listening audience could ever hope to uncover.

Joe has learned one of his crushes, the gorgeous Jenny Dell of BSPN, is in our neck of the woods.

In fact, Joe has also learned she will be attending today’s Phillies spring training game at the beautiful Out House Networks Field, Joe’s favorite spring training park since the Cardinals left Al Lang Stadium.

Yo, Jenny, up for an interview? Five questions maybe on the Bucs?

Or would you be more inclined to a torrid dalliance in a steamy hot tub?

Joe wonders if Jenny might sample an adult beverage before (or after) the Phillies game at the notorious Tilted Kilt across the street from Out House Networks Field?

Or, perhaps Jenny could be persuaded to try on the same attire that adorns the lovely lasses of the Tilted Kilt?

Ah, Joe’s mind races.

Welcome to the Tampa Bay area Jenny! Please drop Joe an e-mail joe@joebucsfan.com.

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6 Responses to “Hello Jenny!”

  1. Eric Says:
    March 22nd, 2010 at 10:04 am

    I suggest you pretend you are Ben Rothlesberger.

  2. Joe Says:
    March 22nd, 2010 at 10:16 am

    Eric:

    Joe is not inclined to be hit with a civil suit for sexual harrassment, nor be under investigation for sexual assault.

  3. Eric Says:
    March 22nd, 2010 at 10:22 am

    Understandable sir. But you have to come up with something.

    I’m not so sure impressing her with the fact you are the founder of Joebucsfan.com is gonna work on this one.

  4. Joe Says:
    March 22nd, 2010 at 10:28 am

    Iā€™m not so sure impressing her with the fact you are the founder of Joebucsfan.com is gonna work on this one.

    Jenny likes football; Joe likes football.

    Jenny has the NFL Network; Joe has the NFL Network.

    Jenny likes Out House Networks Field; Joe likes Out House Networks Field.

    That’s enough of a foundation to start with. šŸ™‚

    If those fail, then there’s always Joe’s old friend Caybrew.

  5. Eric Says:
    March 22nd, 2010 at 10:41 am

    Ok, good plan.

    also amazing how far $500.0 will often go in such situations…………..

  6. Vince Says:
    March 22nd, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    Drooling at the mere thought of Jenny with the afore mentioned attire on (or off)! šŸ˜‰