Requirements For Retiring “Den Of Depression”

September 20th, 2020

Time to end the streak!

Joe calls the Bucs’ home stadium the “Den of Depression” for one simple reason: the Bucs have not had a winning record at home in a season since 2008.

It’s a great stain on the records of Team Glazer, Jason Licht, Mark Dominik and their six head coaches in those 11 seasons.

Is it a cruel coincidence that the Bucs lose at home while most of the NFL wins at home? Sadly, it’s not. It’s a byproduct of a franchise-wide mess and a weak mentality that hopefully is mopped up and slapped into shape this season by Tom Brady and Year 2 of the Bucco Bruce Arians regime.

Joe often is asked what it will take to stop typing “Den of Depression.”  Joe’s reply is simple: “Win more than you lose at home in a season.”

It’s not too much to ask.

The Bucs should win today against the Panthers in Tampa, the home-opener without fans, courtesy of The Sickness. A loss would be unthinkable.

It’s critical to establish a home-field advantage. Eventually, fans will return to stadiums and where games are played will matter more than they do now.

Last year, the Bucs were awful at home and Joe sure hopes this is one area in which Brady is a real difference-maker. Something has been dreadfully wrong with how the Bucs perform on their home turf. It’s not just bad luck, and perhaps Brady will be the guy to discover what’s been missing and already has fixes in place.


If you want to understand the pain — and excitement — of Bucs fans when it comes to home games, enjoy Port Richey Lou below. (Foul language included)

 

13 Responses to “Requirements For Retiring “Den Of Depression””

  1. DanBucsFan Says:

    You Damn right Lou ! Miss hearing Big dawg , GO BUCS!!

  2. DoooshLaRue Says:

    What’s it gonna take for you to drop the Tom Brady adjectival garbage?
    😉 Funny. –Joe

  3. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    I’m not a fan of some of Joe’s monikers…..but this one is well deserved.

  4. Buddy Says:

    Joe Why would you post that idiot on this site?? Are you serious??
    I thought I was watching Warren from Something about Mary. I was waiting for that guy to say- Have you seen my baseball?!
    Just lost a good 2 minutes of my life watching that, thanks for nothing Joe

  5. Wayne PEREZ Says:

    First time in 21 years I won’t be at the home opener

  6. Joe Says:

    Buddy:

    Lou is a good man and one of if not the most passionate Bucs fan Joe has ever met. Whenever the Bucs lose, Joe always thinks how awful Lou takes it.

    Lou personifieds how Bucs fans are passionate about the team and all the losing has kicked them in the balls week after week for decades. Lou lives, eats, breathes for Bucs football year-round.

    Joe tries to write with fans like Lou in mind. It’s God, family and Bucs football for Lou, and not always in that order.

  7. Joe Says:

    First time in 21 years I won’t be at the home opener

    Dang. 🙁

  8. Rico 210 Says:

    Yeah @Buddy I love it. I’m the same way bout our Bucs. He got me stoked and ready to go.
    We are Tampa!!! (Insert Leonidas front kick from 300 meme here) LFG! c’mon brother 🔥 those cannons
    Go Bucs

  9. Sesteprenelicus Says:

    Too many good stripclubs

  10. Ghost of Darrell Henderson Says:

    Very impressive rant, Lou.

    All of that without face paint or funny horned helmets.

    LFG!!!

  11. Bucsfanman Says:

    Amen Lou! BRING THE PAIN!
    It’s high time to start giving fans what they deserve….WINS!

  12. BucinItUp813 Says:

    Let’s go!! Turning 30 today and not asking for anything but a Bucs W!!

    Thanks for the hype Lou!

  13. stpetebucsfan Says:

    That is a fair metric required to retire the name.

    Meanwhile I wonder how much choking has gone on in the “Den”? I mean besides the obvious choker JW who played much better on the road…but he wasn’t the only one!

    It’s almost as if having OUR fans watching them with the expectations of winning that go with a home game tightened our collars.

    I’m not sure this season will really tell us about the Den. I want to see how the Bucs perform next year when they come home to a game with high expectations and a sellout.