“Star Power”
September 3rd, 2020
Let it be known that Tampa Bay has now become the Hollywood of the NFL.
As Joe has been reading from various NFL reporters outside the Tampa Bay area, the Bucs now are loaded with stars.
Tom Brady, Bruce Arians, Rob Gronkowski, Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, JPP, NFL sack king Shaq Barrett, Lavonte David, Ndamukong Suh, Shady McCoy, Devin White.
And now you can add Leonard Fournette to the mix.
The Bucs sort of shocked the NFL world last night when they may have put the finishing touches to the new painting of the pirate ship when they signed Fournette. Wow!
Be honest: If you would have told someone last summer the Bucs offense would be led by Brady, Gronk and Fournette, they would have hauled you off to St. Anthony’s Hospital’s mental ward (provided you weren’t shrooming).
Joe is writing now drinking Big Storm Brewery’s Key Lime Shandy to settle down and go to sleep. This is just unreal.
And just think, all of these new star players (including Tristan Wirfs) won’t have to wear those ugly-arse, eyerake Jameis Winston uniforms! Not even Gronk’s girlfriend wearing those jerseys (and only a jersey) could make those things look good!
Joe can only thank the powers that be at One Buc Palace. They finally quit twiddling their thumbs hoping so many players pan out and finally became aggressive and got proven players to both fill holes and to bolster strong spots.
Why did it need to take this long? Eh, Joe’s not going to worry about that. Joe’s is celebrating as all Bucs fans should.
There is no doubt this team in hellbent on gunning for the Super Bowl.
Look out, slimy Saints!
The offseason has brought a lot of star power to Tampa … and now Leonard Fournette in on board the #Bucs‘ ship, too. @nflnetwork @NFLTotalAccess pic.twitter.com/GJYRYiPSbL
— Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) September 3, 2020
September 3rd, 2020 at 12:07 am
I seen you slipped Mike Edwards in there lmao
September 3rd, 2020 at 12:09 am
Welcome to…
The Perfect Storm!
September 3rd, 2020 at 12:15 am
Jameis Winston Jerseys, ouch…that one might stick.
This team went from the hunted to hunters in an offseason. This roster absolutely will come with high expectations. That’s something most of this team hasn’t experienced. It’s gonna take some skill on Arian’s part to keep these guys equipped with the right mindset. So much talent, so little time to get it together.
September 3rd, 2020 at 12:24 am
Ok. I think I figured out what’s going on here. At some point this summer I caught a severe case of Covid and now I’m in a Corona induced coma dreaming up a star studded off season. Or maybe I passed out from mask-wearing oxygen depletion and hit my head and I’m in the ICU dreaming up a star studded off season. Seriously, this is getting refreshingly and delightfully un-freakin-believable.
September 3rd, 2020 at 12:37 am
THIS IS TAMPA!!
September 3rd, 2020 at 12:59 am
Happy 🙂
September 3rd, 2020 at 1:22 am
Well! I guess we can stop talking about “who the Bucs should go out and get next”!
September 3rd, 2020 at 1:42 am
This has been a strange off season. I cant believe any of this anymore. Its gotta be April 1st or something. Absolutely amazing!
September 3rd, 2020 at 1:44 am
I see you keep getting that one in gp! 🙂
September 3rd, 2020 at 1:55 am
Just wow. 😎
September 3rd, 2020 at 3:10 am
Undefeated and playing the Super Bowl in our own house. A truly historic season
September 3rd, 2020 at 3:13 am
Ground control to major Tom, the martians have landed. Fournette Stud, bell back. What back gets cut. There is not enough room? Possible trade of 1 of the RB’s? BTW Just checking Joe, did Matt Damon show up yet at 1 Buc Palace. Because the Martians have landed In Tampa🚀lol
September 3rd, 2020 at 3:17 am
You forgot Suh. Larger star than David
September 3rd, 2020 at 3:20 am
Might as well sign Earl Thomas too
September 3rd, 2020 at 3:44 am
@Joe what is the ceiling now for this team 🤷🤷🤷
September 3rd, 2020 at 4:11 am
September 13 just got a lot more interesting.
September 3rd, 2020 at 4:41 am
2020 Team MVP …4NET!!!
September 3rd, 2020 at 4:47 am
Wow
September 3rd, 2020 at 4:48 am
somebody pinch me … i must still be dreaming.
September 3rd, 2020 at 4:57 am
#BuccaneerStrong
September 3rd, 2020 at 4:59 am
i’m not even shocked…everyone wants in…tampa is the spot to be now
September 3rd, 2020 at 5:00 am
this offense is just stacked!
#HolyMoly #CovidStayAway
September 3rd, 2020 at 8:49 am
@Joes with the “eyerake.”
Added a new word to my dictionary! 1982 digiflip alarm clock. Ugh
September 3rd, 2020 at 9:32 am
Defensive coordinator across the league just doubled their Tums order for the season.