Joe suspects if he was ever fired and paid $5 million a year to do nothing, that somehow Rachel Watson would be able to find a way to comfort Joe.

Merely hours ago, it seemed to be a slam dunk that Chucky would be coaching the Redskins.

Since, several reputable sources including Adam Schefter of BSPN.com, Chris Mortensen of BSPN.com, Chris Landry of Fox Sports Radio and Mike Florio, the creator, curator and overall guru of ProFootballTalk.com, have all reported that Mike Shanahan will be the new Redskins coach.

It seems there’s a reason Chucky is not going to Washington. Seems that Chucky is still hurt over the way Bryan and Joel treated him and as a result, he emotionally is not prepared to coach again this year.

It may not just be emotions as eye-RAH! Kaufman of the Tampa Tribune seems to believe Chucky is out for revenge.

While there is little doubt Gruden will return as a coach at some point, he is still healing from his stunning dismissal in Tampa 11 months ago. He has the look of a man content to draw lucrative paychecks from the Glazers and ESPN for awhile before stepping back into the arena.

Joe can’t blame Chucky. Why work 100-hour workweeks when you can play cheerleader only 16 times a year with Jaws and get paid $5 million for basically nothing?

Joe can only imagine what he would do if he was paid $5 million a year for nothing. Joe believes he would lure Rachel Watson to various tropical locales, hoping to impress upon Rachel the size and girth of Joe’s… wallet.