Raheem the Dream seems to have a crush on Cowboys defensive end DeMarcus Ware. An unrequited crush thanks to Chucky.

If Dallass defensive end DeMarcus Ware unloads on Byron Leftwich at all Sunday, Joe can just imagine Raheem the Dream muttering to himself, like Moe Howard would when told of another mishap Curly got himself into.

“Chucky!”  

Seems as if Raheem the Dream back in 2005 personally worked with the current Cowboys stud defensive end during practices leading up to the Senior Bowl. Raheem the Dream was smitten with Ware like Joe is with Rachel Watson, reports Tim MacMahon of the Dallas Morning News.

But the chances of the Bucs drafting Ware was a pipe dream, Raheem the Dream said, because the Bucs still had Simeon Rice and because of who was the Bucs head coach.

Chucky.

“We had a luxury of having one of those guys,” Morris said. “We had an offensive head coach, and we get Cadillac (Williams).”

Oh, well. Morris, who did the politically correct thing and said both teams hit “home runs,” will always have the memories of that week in Mobile with Ware.

And Morris is looking forward to seeing Ware this weekend, at least before the game.

“I can’t wait to see him and hug him,” Morris said. “I hope he leaves after that.”

Easy Ra.’ Maybe it’s just Joe, but when Joe thinks of the Bucs and hugging someone, a grimy, sweaty dude from the other team isn’t what Joe is thinking of.