“Microwave Savvy”
July 1st, 2015
Bucs rookie WR Kenny Bell
Joe can only imagine what old school, ex-NFL players must think when they watch the following video of Jameis Winston and friends.
America’s Quarterback and fellow Bucs rookies were sent to cooking school recently by the Buccaneers team nutritionist, presumably to learn how to cook healthily during their summer break. Heck, even Jameis himself says he wants to shed the seven pounds he’s gained since the NFL Scouting Combine.
The players got hands-on with chefs and feasted on fancy food. No more two-a-days, no hazing, bigger salaries, fancy meals at team headquarters, and now this.
The video is below. The organizer explains that rookies a usually just “microwave savvy” and need the guidance.
What Joe really wants to know is why Kenny Bell isn’t wearing a hair net?
July 1st, 2015 at 4:05 pm
Chef Winston.
July 1st, 2015 at 4:12 pm
July 1st, 2015 at 4:14 pm
weird that my comment didn’t show up…too bad for you guys because I made a totally original and hilarious crab leg joke that I’m sure no one else will make in this post
July 1st, 2015 at 4:20 pm
FUK that! I would just go over pitmaster Mankins’ house!
July 1st, 2015 at 4:24 pm
I do all the cooking in my house. To say my wife is a terrible cook is an understatement.
People always ask me, if she doesn’t cook, what does she do? I always say she cooks in bed and that’s quite enough for me.lol
July 1st, 2015 at 4:27 pm
@ CreamsicleBananaHammock
It showed up on my screen! ROTFLMAO! I am afraid, though, that if I repeat it, Joe will ban me. :^(
July 1st, 2015 at 4:45 pm
87 just caught the munchies.
July 1st, 2015 at 5:11 pm
That hairdo looks like a nuke mushroom cloud.
July 1st, 2015 at 6:32 pm
Great!!!! Now I’m freakin’ Hungry!
July 1st, 2015 at 6:33 pm
Good thing my wife is cooking Ribeyes in about an hr. Jeesh my stomach is doing flips now though. Guess it is time to pop the first beer.
July 1st, 2015 at 8:50 pm
@Joe ,
Any truth to the rumor that they would not let Lovie in. For fear that he would brake some plates, burn the food, and set off a grease fire on the fryer!!
Of course if that happened he would have fired some chefs, and some would say that he planned to ruin the dinner in order to get better groceries next time!!!
July 1st, 2015 at 9:35 pm
Classic Realist!
July 1st, 2015 at 9:52 pm
@buc1987
As the cook in my house hold as well, all I can tell you is ” Chef recognize Chef ”
Bon appetit my friend!!!
July 1st, 2015 at 9:57 pm
Realist, that was nice!
July 1st, 2015 at 10:01 pm
Joe,
Can we please get a piece on the Bucs drafts with Dom vs. Licht’s?
I feel that your love of the Rockstar, refusing to call him a poor GM, much like the BigDog’z love for the JF5.
Lee and Steve, you all are some bad ass writers, thank you so darn much for having a free site that calls it like it is. Best damn Tampa Bay Team Sports Blog, bar none. I also like when you comment on BucsNation, thank you for all you two mofos do! 🙂
Happy 4th of July everyone and safe travels!
July 1st, 2015 at 10:12 pm
Folks, y’all missed the point. There was competition involved and Jameis’s team did not win. He had his normal smile but where was the energy? He was Pissed! He was media savvy enough to give a politicly correct response, however, it seemed he was disappointed his team wasn’t 1st. . Imagine that.
July 1st, 2015 at 10:12 pm
I second SteveK, this site is the best!
July 1st, 2015 at 10:13 pm
“Best damn Tampa Bay Team Sports Blog, bar none.”
@SteveK that sir is an understatement!
@Realist…I’ve been waiting for you to throw something out there about the whole tanking theory. I was getting worried there for a bit, but you came through.
Some fans on here just don’t realize how important Realist is to this site.
The dudes a trip!
July 1st, 2015 at 10:13 pm
Jameis was pissed that his team didn’t win! I love it!!! Competitor!!!!
July 1st, 2015 at 10:29 pm
btw, I agree 100% with SteveK ..
Lee and Steve, you all are some bad ass writers, thank you so darn much for having a free site that calls it like it is. Best damn Tampa Bay Team Sports Blog, bar none. I also like when you comment on BucsNation, thank you for all you two mofos do! 🙂
Happy 4th of July everyone and safe travels!
July 1st, 2015 at 10:57 pm
A team “nutritionist”? They couldn’t spring for a licensed dietician? I guess they provide dental care through the team toothiologist?
July 1st, 2015 at 11:01 pm
comment on BucsNation, thank you for all you two mofos do! 🙂
Once you go JBF you don’t go back! It actually won’t let you it just sends you to the App Store. :p
July 1st, 2015 at 11:15 pm
I LOVE the Passion!!! it is 11pm there and you guys are still posting in a Non LIve post format. I am feeling more confidence in the Bucs’ Fans support.
July 1st, 2015 at 11:16 pm
AND one of my favorite posters here is Still here this late!!!
What up Nole that loves the best WL ever!!!
July 1st, 2015 at 11:17 pm
“It actually won’t let you it just sends you to the App Store.”
Ha ha ha ha lmao.
July 1st, 2015 at 11:32 pm
Can’t. Unfair for both. One guy was around four years. The other just one.
You can dig it up if you wish — Joe linked to it — but rated Dominik’s drafts the past five years better than Bill Polian.
July 1st, 2015 at 11:46 pm
Looked like a fun putting. Probably a good idea
Good lord, Donavan Smith is a HUGE human being!!!
July 2nd, 2015 at 12:22 am
Good Night then…….