Kellen Winslow’s Fun At Target
January 17th, 2014Joe doesn’t know where to begin — or end — when it comes to this NJ.com story about former Bucs tight end Kellen Winslow, aka DJ Toes On The Line.
It has all the necessary elements of intrigue and drama: a Target parking lot, Vaseline, fast-food chicken, a woman allegedly seeing his erect penis, drugs, law enforcement and NFL policy, all at 5:30 p.m.
And this was the guy in Josh Freeman’s ear for years.
January 17th, 2014 at 11:24 am
Soldier of Love, amirite???????
January 17th, 2014 at 11:27 am
One word…..Karma
January 17th, 2014 at 11:43 am
YUCK! I like that dude needed TWO jars of vaseline to take care of his business.
January 17th, 2014 at 11:49 am
Buccaneer Man
January 17th, 2014 at 11:52 am
Little Seargent Winslow was standing at attention.
January 17th, 2014 at 11:53 am
Surely his name changes now to DJ dick in his hand.
Right?
January 17th, 2014 at 12:02 pm
DJ Spanxx
January 17th, 2014 at 12:05 pm
like yall never done this before…
but dang find a quiet spot man!
January 17th, 2014 at 12:07 pm
Polishing the little soldier’s helmet.
January 17th, 2014 at 12:43 pm
I think the police report was backwards. The lady got out of her car and saw Winslow’s junk and THEN stated how cold it was outside. Sorry, I had to.
January 17th, 2014 at 12:44 pm
“Toes curled on the line”
January 17th, 2014 at 12:44 pm
from steroids to marijuana now to jerking off outside in public
January 17th, 2014 at 12:45 pm
Please Joe, Please tell me one more time how you still think that this was a good trade that the Pop-star did. He played 1 1/2 years and limped around for the rest. bad attitude, never practiced, Committed push-offs as he could never get open. we gave up a second round and a 5th round for this clown!
Joe has written several times that the trade wasn’t all bad by any stretch. Winslow had a strong, positive hand in Freeman’s development, as we saw in 2010, Winslow’s second consecutive strong, injury-free season leading the team in receptions while Freeman was a budding star. Obviously, things deteriorated in Year 3 (not just Winslow) while Winslow again led the team in catches and stayed healthy.–Joe
January 17th, 2014 at 1:13 pm
Never earned that highest paid ever TE contract either, Joe.
January 17th, 2014 at 1:13 pm
Is he still a member in good standing with Target Stores?
January 17th, 2014 at 1:32 pm
Wow. So many great jokes on this comment section. I was going to come up with one, but I cant top these. Awesome!!
January 17th, 2014 at 1:39 pm
The only thing that could top this story at this point, Is if all that was going on while he was doing a wheelie on his motorcycle one handed!
January 17th, 2014 at 1:48 pm
Surprised to see the Soldier is as equally adept at pulling as he was pushing.
January 17th, 2014 at 2:27 pm
Vaseline was on sale 2 for 2.50 why wait? Lmao
January 17th, 2014 at 2:34 pm
He should have gone to costco and got the 2 gallon jug.
January 17th, 2014 at 3:12 pm
You got to hand it to Winslow, he handled this situation fluidly. Sure he is was a jerk in the locker room, but a real hands on guy on the field.
Seems he strokes more than his ego….
If it was that cold did he leave his jacket on…or jack it off?
January 17th, 2014 at 4:39 pm
Funky Monkey incense will do that to ya…
LoL
January 17th, 2014 at 5:07 pm
Schiano is probably disappointed in two jars form / fundamentals
January 17th, 2014 at 5:27 pm
Kinda of makes you wonder what Winslow was doing when he couldn’t make it to camp because he was moving??? maybe we should not ask exactly what he was moving???
January 17th, 2014 at 6:23 pm
Thank effing God we traded him before this happened. This year has been bad enough already.
January 17th, 2014 at 7:01 pm
In his lawyer’s statement, he said he was lost and looking for a Boston Market restaurant. I guess he was in the mood for “Jerk Chicken”
January 17th, 2014 at 8:08 pm
Bangkok very nice!!!
His father was such a class act and two jars is such a punk