The Out Of Control TSA
December 24th, 2024
Detained.
Yes, this is Joe’s sad Christmas Eve tradition. But it is an otherwise hopeful Christmas, as Santa has allowed the Bucs to still be “this close” to a division title.
Let’s hope the Bucs can get a win over the slimy Saints and somehow the Dixie Chicks get tripped up by the Commandos.
Back to the sad reality of life:
The following is an example to demonstrate how the snooping of the federal government upon innocents gets out of hand without proper checks and balances. On his rounds from the North Pole this evening, Santa Claus was detained by TSA agents — tipped off by the IRS goons — who have decided to call in the notorious Jack Bauer to “interrogate” Santa in the bowels of CTU.
Presumably, Santa is believed by the FAA to have forgotten his papers while flying over the fruited plains.
(This, boys and girls, is why you cough up the $85 so you too can utilize TSA Pre like Joe and avoid harassment from the feds and not have to take your shoes off at the airport.)
December 24th, 2024 at 8:23 pm
I wouldn’t be shocked at all if they drop one of these two games coming up. They are that inconsistent, a nice big fat Bowles turd. Bring on head coach Coen.
December 24th, 2024 at 8:52 pm
I have TSA Pre simply so I can get through security at Orlando International Airport, which has to be the worst airport in the U.S. for wait times. You even have a line for TSA Pre, but at least it is better than the alternative. Just got it for my newly turned 18 year old son. Merry Christmas Joes
December 24th, 2024 at 9:03 pm
We will win the Saints game and the Falcons will lose, we will also lose against the Panthers. Question is will it be enough of an epic collapse for Glazers to fire Todd Bowles.
December 24th, 2024 at 9:32 pm
Play the Panthers first though.
December 24th, 2024 at 10:01 pm
Classic, Joe and thanks for keeping the tradition.
Merry Christmas to both Joes, Ira and all of your readers!
December 24th, 2024 at 10:13 pm
Can we pay $85 to skip the Pooooop-Upssssss (sic) (to avoid your filters) so we can skip through the line and enjoy this site like we used to?
December 24th, 2024 at 10:17 pm
You’re gonna start losing views if you don’t tighten up Joseph.
Merry Christmas
December 24th, 2024 at 10:29 pm
Lets pray we win our next 2 games and the falcons get beat by the Commanders.
We have to pray because our D is so Helter-Skelter, we don’t know who or whats gonna show up on Sunday. If Baker is on, we should beat the Panthers.
HAVE A GREAT XMAS DAY EVERYBODY!!!!
December 24th, 2024 at 10:43 pm
That’s exactly why Joe drops $80 for TSA Pre. Best money Joe has ever spent.
December 24th, 2024 at 11:14 pm
I think we get the Title again…thanks to the commodes..
December 24th, 2024 at 11:21 pm
Plan 9 will stop the Carolina Shrimp.
December 24th, 2024 at 11:31 pm
This Falcons game will show if Penix is the real deal if they win and the Bucs may have a problem on their hands for the next decade.
The guy looked VERY sharp in his debut and if he beats the Commanders too, watch out.
December 24th, 2024 at 11:46 pm
Thanks Joe’s for putting a smile on my face every day.
Merry Christmas!
December 25th, 2024 at 3:25 am
Merry Christmas Joes!
Oops…Am I allowed to say those words anymore? Wait I hear a knock on the door…That danged old Saint Nick ratted on me!
Go Bucs!
December 25th, 2024 at 4:52 am
Perfect, Joe! Thank you for all you do.
For several years I have been driving to other states to visit family members and trying to forego flying. Only when really necessary will I fly now.
Merry Christmas to the Joes, Ira, and everyone ☃️❄️🎄
December 25th, 2024 at 8:55 am
The Eagles screwed us by losing the game to the Commanders. Eagles WR did a great imitation of Shepard and drops a pass that hits him in the numbers. If the Eagles would of won that game we would still control our Destiney.