Tommy Devito May Be Walking Into A Buzzsaw

November 24th, 2024

Blitz-happy Todd Bowles.

Someone on Twitter yesterday tried to give Joe a what’s-for when it comes to the Bucs-Giants game this afternoon.

Joe pointed out how Chief Illniwek himself, Tommy Cutlets, was a lousy quarterback. This apparently rubbed some folks the wrong way. Can you imagine?

Really? We’re talking about a guy the Giants thought so much of they traded for dummy Drew Lock to backup Danny Dimes? Spare Joe!

In fact, unless Tommy Cutlets has greatly improved himself from last year, he is downright horrible when there’s a pass rush.

In fact, Tommy Cutlets is brutal beyond words when opposing defenses blitz. And guess what Bucs coach Todd Bowles likes to do?

Handicapper turned stathead Warren Sharp has all the cold hard facts about Tommy Cutlets on his site, Sharp Football Analysis.

When pressured, [Tommy Cutlets] averaged 4.1 Y/A (42nd) with a sack on a league-high 44.6% of those dropbacks.

When blitzed, he averaged 4.7 Y/A (46th) with a sack on a league-high 32.2% of those dropbacks.

The Bucs are 8th in blitz rate (30.4%).

The way the Bowles likes to blitz, this could be a very, very, very long afternoon in the New Jersey Swamplands for Tommy Cutlets.

In fact, Joe wonders if we may even see that clown Lock? But that means the Giants aren’t tanking.

6 Responses to “Tommy Devito May Be Walking Into A Buzzsaw”

  1. Dave Pear Says:

    Then he picks it up, pulls the cord, and carves Coich’s defense like the movies.

  2. Dave Pear Says:

    This is too hilarious. Phil Simms at his age could come out of his media gigs and still carve up Coich’s Cover Who for 300 and 2 tuddies.

  3. teacher man jose Says:

    Why are so many of our fans toxic and ungrateful?

    Did you forget Raheems team? They wouldn’t tackle. They wouldn’t hit. They didn’t care at all.

    We have a team that gives 100%. We have a tight locker room. We have a team and a culture that is competitive and hardworking.

    We are still in salary cap hell.

    Zion was a Bowles pick and project. From a 5th round pick to a Pro Bowler?

    That’s Todd.

    Our Super Bowl defense. That’s Todd.

    We only played 1 bad game all season. Against Denver and their dominant defense.

    I am taking names of the haters and doubters.

    We will make the playoffs. And with a fearless competitor at QB like Baker, we can beat anybody.

    I am really disgusted with the negativity of some fans.

    We had no business making the playoffs last year. And we did!

    And you guys are still ungrateful and negative?

    Where are the loyal fans at!?

  4. Darin Says:

    You know what they say
    about stats. Giants coming off a bye too. I don’t think bowles is good enough to win this game on the road. And I’ll put my money on it

  5. Kenton Smith Says:

    Darin. A fool and his money is soon parted.

  6. BigBucsFan Says:

    Speak on it teacher man….. Agree with this Joe our guys had time to rest and time to bring a few back. On top this giants offense, offensive line and now quarterback is prime for a get Right game. All those little faith just pack it up till next year and quit trying to make everybody else as miserable as you with your comments

 

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