Micah Parsons Wants Tom Brady’s Blood
January 13th, 2023
No, Joe isn’t aware if Micah Parsons has Igor hanging out in his locker at The Star. And Joe isn’t suggesting Parsons is some sort of vampire.
But weirdly, it seems, Parsons is salivating over Tom Brady’s blood. That’s what the ferocious Cowboys pass rusher said yesterday as documented by Jori Epstein of Yahoo!
“Like any other QB—he bleeds the same way,” Parsons said on Thursday.
When Brady can be consistently pressured, especially up the middle, that is Brady’s kryptonite. And it seems Parsons knows full well that would be how the Cowboys can beat the Bucs in Monday night’s wild card round to start the playoffs.
Asked about keeping Parsons in-check, Bucs coach Todd Bowles said yesterday, “It’s extremely hard. They do a good job of disguising. It’s bad enough when he lines up in one place, but when he moves around, you’ve got to know where he is at all times. He’s a game wrecker.”
Also yesterday, Bucs All-Pro right tackle Tristan Wirfs said he expects the Cowboys to bring the house on the pass rush and the Bucs need to be on their toes watching for “twists” and all sorts of stunts up front.
If the Bucs can give Brady time to throw — preventing Parsons from breaking through seems impossible — Joe likes the Bucs chances of winning Monday night.
Micah Parsons: “It’s always cool going against Brady because, s***, none of us know when his last game is. So hopefully we get the win & get to be known for being the last..
“Like any other QB—he bleeds the same way.. He’s just a better QB than most. So the challenge is higher.”
— Jori Epstein (@JoriEpstein) January 12, 2023
January 13th, 2023 at 12:10 am
Bok Choi and Eggplant will just run it up the middle all game and lose.
January 13th, 2023 at 12:23 am
Parson just wants some revenge for the Chip Block that Fournette laid on him.
If he can slip through & get to TB12…He’ll be coming with bad intentions.
January 13th, 2023 at 12:24 am
I believe Chase Young thought the same thimg.
So did Briam Burns.
Good Luck young man.
January 13th, 2023 at 12:28 am
I wish Gronk was playing. He’d straight up lay Parsons out if he breathes too hard at TB12. So hopefully Jensen plays… because he will too.
January 13th, 2023 at 12:31 am
🙂
January 13th, 2023 at 2:05 am
Bucs are undefeated with Vea and Hicks and sounds like Nassib is ready for Monday being full participant. Bucs defense up front could cause some damage.
January 13th, 2023 at 2:12 am
Yep just the fuel TB12 needs, sounds just like Chase Young when he ran his mouth.
January 13th, 2023 at 4:16 am
IS THAT A PICTURE OF SENATOR TED CRUZ?
January 13th, 2023 at 4:26 am
Let Lenny chip block him all night! He’ll be crying!
January 13th, 2023 at 5:45 am
I’m sure most of us saw Michael Irvin spouting off, “We want Tom!” last week. The only thing louder than his mouth is his outfits. I too remember Chase Young running his mouth about Tom Brady. Often criticized Donnie Smith had a little something to say about that.
January 13th, 2023 at 6:19 am
The difference between Parsons and Young is Parsons actually has the production to back up his mouth.
Frankly, I think this is the stuff that Brady enjoys. Bring it on!
January 13th, 2023 at 8:24 am
I can’t wait to see playoff Lenny lay him out again.
January 13th, 2023 at 8:47 am
Writing checks with the mouth always seems to get cashed by Brady
January 13th, 2023 at 9:27 am
Parsons will be aware of Lenny’s chips. Maybe someone else can sneak up on Parsons and lay some wood? Maybe R. White will stiff-arm him…
I’m just hoping for good O-line blocking as the key to this game for our offense! If we block well, we win if turnovers aren’t a factor.
GO BUCS!!!
January 13th, 2023 at 9:54 am
@ STUPADASO
You know the similarities are there. I mean the hair right.. But I’m pretty sure that’s your mother.
January 13th, 2023 at 10:06 am
Is that Ted Cruz in the photo wearing the cape? His twin? asking for a friend.
Maybe it’s Micah Parsnip
January 13th, 2023 at 10:29 am
Parsons can single handedly wreck Bucs whole offense. I have no confidence in this OLine.
January 13th, 2023 at 11:29 am
Is that photo a L D selfie?
January 13th, 2023 at 2:45 pm
Quotes like these often come back to haunt the players that say them. Parsons is a great player, he doesn’t enough on the field to back him up as the best edge rusher in the NFL.
But talking about your opponents any way that they can use to be motivated is plain stupid.
January 13th, 2023 at 5:49 pm
Keep Lenny in to block, see if.Parson bleeds. He’s heard the same shat from guys like Suggs, Ray Lewis, Dawkins, Suh, Benette, Jason Taylor, Donald, Miller, Urlacher and many, many more. The first time JJ Watt ever got near him was this season. He’s not ASCARED!