“Oh Tom, you don’t believe this report, do you?”

If one is to believe one of the top real-journalism celebrity gossip sources, Tom Brady and his marriage to the supermodel Gisele Bündchen has really hit the rocks.

In a piece typed by Emily Smith and Sara Nathan of PageSix in the New York Post, Bündchen is reported to be outraged that Brady has returned to the Bucs and has bolted their south Tampa compound she shares with him and fled to Costa Rica.

The model has left their family compound in Tampa, Fla., for Costa Rica following a series of heated arguments over Brady’s shock decision to un-retire from the NFL, while he has remained behind for team training.

“Tom and Gisele are in a fight right now,” a source tells Page Six, adding that this has happened before with the couple, but they have always reunited in the past.

So a couple of weeks of training camp followed by a quick jaunt to the Bahamas blows up a marriage? Perhaps this is what Brady meant when it said to Joe “a lot of sh**” is going on.

Joe doesn’t know what to make of this but here is what Joe very much knows:

Tom Brady famously went on “The Howard Stern Show” just after signing with the Bucs and told Stern that he quit attending OTAs with the Belicheats because his wife put her foot down and a divorce threat was implied.

We also know that after Brady led the Bucs to a win in Super Bowl LV, NFL Films microphones picked up Bündchen asking, while embracing Brady, “What more do you have to prove?”

Hey, for all Joe knows, Bündchen went to Costa Rica with a bunch of other fortysomethings for an extended girls weekend.

If a few weeks of training camp sandwiched around a trip to the Bahamas is what leads to a divorce, not counting how much cash Brady is still making in the NFL, perhaps the marriage isn’t so tight after all?

Or could Hanoi Jane be a sticking point?

But look at the bright side: If Bündchen really does leave Brady, doesn’t that increase the odds he plays for the Bucs next season or beyond?