Tom Brady Says “There’s A Lot Of Sh!t Going On”
August 27th, 2022
So Joe had to know. Was Tom Brady’s excused absence to frolic in the Bahamas (allegedly) in the middle of training camp a carrot held out to him by the Bucs to lure him out of retirement?
Remember, the Bucs said Brady’s 11 days off were pre-arranged.
With Brady making his first appearance before the Fourth Estate since his return from his mid-training camp getaway, Joe asked Brady if this time off was part of a “grand plan” he and the team arranged in an effort to bring Brady out of his 40-day retirement in March?
Brady got the gist of what Joe was asking and just before Joe finished his question, Brady began answering. Basically, Brady said there is a lot of [feces] going on in his life.
“It is all personal, you know?” Brady began. “Everyone has different situations they are dealing with. We all have really unique challenges to our life.
“I’m 45-years old, man. There’s a lot of sh!t going on. I just have to figure out life the best you can. It is a continuous process.”
Joe can only imagine.
Look at all the oars Brady has in the waters. He’s dealing with Hanoi Jane and a bunch of eightysomething has-been hags actresses. He’s hawking men’s briefs with kangaroo pouches on social media. He’s selling clothes like a new-age haberdasher.
And then he’s trying to guide the Bucs back to the Super Bowl.
You’d need a vaycay in the middle of August, too.
August 27th, 2022 at 11:59 pm
JBF providing the highlight of the presser again. Killing it
August 28th, 2022 at 12:00 am
Favorite Onion article ever: National ‘Taking Care of Sheet Day’.
Back in Clinton era.
August 28th, 2022 at 12:02 am
@Joe….Ha ha ha!
August 28th, 2022 at 12:05 am
Interesting that he did not wear anything with a Bucs logo on it. Looks like he’s wearing kinda of a “Forever Brady” outfit. Just seems somewhat odd in a way…. But it’s probably just me.
August 28th, 2022 at 12:10 am
This particular Joe is obsessed with the strikethrough to express his snark. It’s a tired technique which means we’ll be seeing much more of it to come.
August 28th, 2022 at 12:11 am
LOL, if only I was allowed to write what I think about this!!!
Talk about DRAMA selling, We could get rich but JBF would be no more!!!
August 28th, 2022 at 12:41 am
I think he and Giselle went botoxing together to repair their marriage
August 28th, 2022 at 1:37 am
dosen’t sound like the usual ” focused ” brady
August 28th, 2022 at 1:52 am
just watched his press conf ; he’s gaunt–could be something not right on the home front..he was more talkative than usual- this will be a long season for him…
August 28th, 2022 at 2:02 am
Let your conscience be your guide.
August 28th, 2022 at 2:08 am
I also recall Brady saying that “This was the only place I was going to come ever and all the talk about other places is not correct ” .. Brady has never come out and said ANYTHING unless he was being honest. If not he would just not answer the question or say anything. Go Bucs
August 28th, 2022 at 2:09 am
Be happy we have him on the team and not some crappy QB . Enjoy this year .. Go Bucs
August 28th, 2022 at 2:38 am
Dump G-hag the Seahag and you’ll be fine, Tom.
August 28th, 2022 at 2:53 am
This team is toast.
We should get the Hanoi Hags signed up as cheerleaders.
August 28th, 2022 at 3:55 am
BUNCH OF BANDWAGON PUZZIES ! You all that are talking crap about a pre-season game ? Did you expect Leftwich to throw out all his plays for the cowboys to see ? Or risk losing someone else to injury ? No faith in the team just like last year and the year before until they started winning , then it was you same fake fans praising BL and saying BA needs to step aside. Well he did. But you will always find something to complain about. Go root for the fudge packers or watch soccer. Go Bucs and go real Buc fans !!
August 28th, 2022 at 5:00 am
This blog is awful, stop whining you sound like a bunch of dumb hicks from Florida! Brady will be fine don’t worry what he’s doing or how he’s doing it, he will show up every game and damn sure do his job! Dumb turds, Go catch pythons!!!
August 28th, 2022 at 6:53 am
You may be on to something Joe. A possible team name change?!?!?: “Hillsborough Haberdashers”. WTF is a HD anyway?
August 28th, 2022 at 7:44 am
Bizarre press conference from the GOAT, weird version of TB12. Whatever.
Bring on little D.
GO BUCS!!!!!
August 28th, 2022 at 8:49 am
Loved the Brady conference.
I chose the right place for me.
Joel, Jason, Bruce, Todd…
Football life would have been incomplete without the Bucs.
I think he is following the NFL instructional packet to be especially vague about the time that he took off so in the future other QBs and diva receivers do not put stipulations in their contract for August weeks off.
August 28th, 2022 at 8:57 am
Boston Tommy Says:
August 28th, 2022 at 5:00 am
Another New England fan that comes in and acts like he knows the people or the town. He does not even realize how ignorant he sounds.
August 28th, 2022 at 10:06 am
So after all that you get the same answer you answer you had. None of your business. It was personal.
August 28th, 2022 at 10:48 am
Amen @DBS. None of anyone’s business but Tom’s
August 28th, 2022 at 12:00 pm
And you sound like a typical mass hole Tommy…..
August 28th, 2022 at 12:44 pm
brady should have stayed retired. I hope he does after this season. And I hope he goes out with another Superbowl. That though, is going to be tougher than we can imagine.
August 28th, 2022 at 1:27 pm
Definitely Giselle. Happy wife happy life
August 28th, 2022 at 1:49 pm
Why this did not happen for sure after the Super Bowl season, if not before TB12, The GOAT even came to Tampa, I do not know.
We all know now that TB12 wanted to have minority ownership in the Dolphins, heck maybe even play there who knows. Well, the NFL must have thought so with the Dolphin’s penalties for tampering.
So, Attention Glazer family! , or someone who knows how to get them this info now! – Knowing all this, why haven’t you, or don’t you immediately offer TB12, the GOAT, a minority piece of ownership and KEEP HIM IN TAMPA BAY with the Bucs when he is done playing by working this minority ownership deal and by giving him a power position with say so within the organization. This would seem like a no-brainer. Tom, and Gisele, are NOT going to like the even more travel time and being away from the family trying to do a broadcasting gig. That gig is not going to go well. Hell, TB12 might even play another year or two on this ownership-operations deal. By bringing in TB12 as part of the organization, it will only drive up the total value$$ of the Bucs franchise big time to cover his percent of ownership and his Fox contract over time. It will only help the Bucs continue to be a success with his talent, his eye for talent, game knowledge, all the nuances, and all the FREE National exposure this franchise & Area will only continue to receive like it has for 3 years! Offer this deal right now to Tom and Gisele. Tampa Bay is the best place for him to continue raising his family, not the celeb-saturated, overpopulated loser-owner & Miami area.
Tom and Gisele can have the entire Brady and Bundchen families move to Tampa Bay. Sell your Miami home/plot, and buy a nice Beachfront mansion and also another permanent home on Davis Island or the Bay with a helipad. What a great thing it would be for our Local Community to have them here for not just their business ventures but for their involvement in Area local Charities and again, FREE National publicity. Tampa is a smaller Big City market that Tom & Gisele and the kids could thrive in. We have the beaches, boating, schools, TB12 facility, and Tampa International for their travels. COME ON GLAZERS – LFG AND DO IT NOW and FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS!
August 28th, 2022 at 1:52 pm
TB12-Goat – just speak at least once a week and just say what is on your mind. If you would have just said what you did last night 12 days ago, then it doesn’t get the frenzied media going. Some say any publicity is good publicity – but I think for your Brand, family and persona that is not true. Just say it and if there is a question you do not want to answer, then tell the reporter, I’m not gonna anwer that or go down that road. You have the power/clout.
August 28th, 2022 at 2:38 pm
I think the way Brady played on the opening drive says it all. He is ready! My only serious concern is who will block for him! Give him 2.5 seconds or more and he will pick defenses apart. Especially when his best receivers are all healthy.
August 28th, 2022 at 7:51 pm
I can’t stop laughing at that picture of Brady. Looks like he’s straight out of an 80’s comedy about Cali surfers. 😆 🤣 😂