Tristan Wirfs Needs A New Hobby
July 4th, 2020
Another feat of strength
Somebody buy Bucs rookie manbeast right tackle Tristan Wirfs a new Wiffle ball set or a jump rope.
Wirfs made a lot of news around the NFL Draft for the video of him jumping out of a pool — with water in it.
It was a lot of fun and made quite an impression across the nation.
Bucs right guard Alex Cappa wasn’t too impressed. He said he could do the same thing. And Ali Marpet said he could have done it when he was younger. But Joe certainly was applauding and amazed. What a fun one-time thing.
However, the official Buccaneers Twitter feed seems to be sharing that Wirfs is still at the pool-jumping thing. (See the video below). And while it’s a lot of fun, Joe can’t bear the thought of Wirfs mis-timing a jump and slamming his knee on concrete.
The Bucs wouldn’t let Jameis Winston throw a baseball for fun, per his contract. So somebody might want to step in and ask Wirfs to find a new hobby. It might be time for Tom Brady to send a text message.
Assuming it is Wirfs below, it’s nice to see he hasn’t spent the last 2 1/2 months mowing down chips and ice cream.
"Still got it" – @TristanWirfs74 pic.twitter.com/WjIav0koVh
— Tampa Bay Buccaneers (@Buccaneers) July 4, 2020
July 4th, 2020 at 6:33 pm
Quick, someone buy this man an Xbox One X!
July 4th, 2020 at 6:35 pm
This one actually looks better than the first one. Joe, relax, he’s a top tier athlete, you can shelve the chicken little fear.
In BA I Trust!
July 4th, 2020 at 6:51 pm
I’m impressed!
He!!, at my age it’s difficult to climb out of a pool!
I’ll use the steps, thanks.
July 4th, 2020 at 7:54 pm
Im pretty strong ima going to try this next time I go to the pool. By the way WEAR a MAsk !
July 4th, 2020 at 8:39 pm
>>The Bucs wouldn’t let Jameis Winston throw a baseball for fun, per his contract.<<
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But that didn't stop him from letting a guy drive a golf ball off his head. I guess the lawyers can't think of everything.
July 4th, 2020 at 8:48 pm
Yes that is very boss
July 4th, 2020 at 9:04 pm
Holy Mother of Pearl. Kid’s got some explosion.
July 4th, 2020 at 10:06 pm
Dang that booty. He’s gonna be sick.
July 4th, 2020 at 10:36 pm
It’s better than lounging in a raft and drinking whiskey before breakfast. I am not sure if it is football shape, but he id fresh out of college.
I still remember when I was fresh out of college.
July 4th, 2020 at 11:53 pm
Craig Says:
“It’s better than lounging in a raft and drinking whiskey before breakfast.”
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Hey, I resemble that remark!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrcXYn6HqX8
July 5th, 2020 at 12:04 am
It is called “Immaturity” If the Bucs haven’t told him to stop yet then they aren’t doing a very good job.
HEY!! WIRFS!!! You have a Hall of Fame career ahead of you.
Don’t BLOW IT! trying to prove something that means nothing but serious risk to your body. You think you are fast Wirfs?
Wait until you see what will be coming at you.
GO BUCS!!!
July 5th, 2020 at 2:47 am
Must suck to go through life worrying about stupid crap like that. On the flip side if you’re worried about that you must have a pretty good deal of the main stuff taken care of. I mean I worry about my children’s futures the mortgage bills and going bald. Joe cmon your saying shameless Jameis could not throw a baseball and equate it to my big guy jumping out of s pool. I fail to see the direct correlation. Honestly you sound like a cranky grandma. Sorry I rarely criticize but this is s dumb made up story.
July 5th, 2020 at 7:20 am
Let’s see a video of him in the squat rack.
July 5th, 2020 at 9:13 am
I’d be more concerned if it was JPP doing something like that. Can we just wrap him in bubble wrap until the season starts.
July 5th, 2020 at 11:43 am
That is pretty impressive. Be careful.
July 5th, 2020 at 12:19 pm
God i only wish I could do that. I bent down the other day and damn near through out my back. No joke! 37 yrs old and nearly took my back out bending over to get my sons stuffed animal! It’s hell getting old haha