Mystery Of The Bags
June 16th, 2020
Denies knowledge.
To hear Bucs offensive coordinator Byron Leftwich, his new quarterback may have been carrying a virtual library with him when he home-invaded a stranger’s residence earlier this spring.
Brady made national news for a lot of reasons when he signed with the Bucs in free agency. One was when he barged into Leftwich’s neighbor’s house, thinking it was Leftwich’s residence.
The victim, David Kramer, told BSPN that Brady “had a bag or two on his shoulders. He dropped the bags down like he was going to stay for a while.”
What was in those bags?
Some speculated those duffle (?) bags were filled with footballs and Brady was going to work out for Leftwich, a brazen violation of NFL’s offseason edicts, especially in the midst of The Sickness.
Asked about what was in those duffle (?) bags in a Zoom conference call with the Tampa Bay pen and mic club this morning, Leftwich wouldn’t bite.
“I don’t know about no duffle bags or anything like that,” Leftwich claimed. “I’m a handwritten guy. I try as much as possible to stay off the computer.
“I like to write things down in front of me. I had a lot of information, especially from a playbook standpoint I wanted to give to him.”
Well, Joe clearly sees the spin here.
Kramer sure as heck was quite detailed about those “bags,” how Brady was carrying them, how he placed them on the floor and how Brady quickly picked them up and bolted out the door.
Whole lot of detail there for something that didn’t exist or didn’t happen.
And if Leftwich is that much of an NFL luddite, does that mean he isn’t in the Zoom meetings with the offense? We know Arians isn’t big on the Zoom meetings.
So if Arians doesn’t like the Zoom meetings and Leftwich said he is somewhat allergic to computers, what were the Zoom meetings for, so offensive players can exchange notes on their conquests from the previous evening?
June 16th, 2020 at 12:05 pm
I would think an aspiring head coach would chance with the times and adapt to the luxury of a computer. Did he use carrier pigeons to send those hand written notes to other players?
June 16th, 2020 at 12:19 pm
hey potlickers, thats exactly what I was saying back then when the story came out. I thought it was funny that Brady had bags but was only stopping by “to pick up a playbook”.
June 16th, 2020 at 12:26 pm
Come here sister, Papa’s in the swing
He ain’t too hip, about that new breed babe
He ain’t no drag
Papa’s got a brand new bag
Come here mama, and dig this crazy scene
He’s not too fancy, but his line is pretty clean
He ain’t no drag
Papa’s got a brand new bag
June 16th, 2020 at 12:39 pm
Wait!!!!!!!! We are allowed to talk about the mystery of Brady’s bags, but were not allowed to discuss what was in the bags of jeremy stevens and Sgt win-slow bags during that three year long bachelor party during the Rah and talk show dominik era that Coach Schiano had to clean up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go bucs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 16th, 2020 at 2:04 pm
Here comes Mr. Tedious!
June 16th, 2020 at 2:04 pm
What is Jamoist doing these days? Uber rides in the big easy? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
June 16th, 2020 at 3:50 pm
“Carrier pigeons” is always a good blast. LOL
June 16th, 2020 at 5:17 pm
Obviously satire Joe. We all know the coaches can use computers. Not to mention, tablets are pretty small these days. Why would the GOAT bring his own balls!? Deflated……oh crap!! WTH was in these supposed “duffels”!?!? Dang, COME ON, GO BUCS!!
June 16th, 2020 at 5:45 pm
Brady was bringing Leftwich TB12 supplements samples