Tom Brady Launches New Immune System Supplement
May 19th, 2020
“Ed, make sure Bruce takes one of those daily with his prune juice.”
Don’t worry, Tom Brady will fix the Bucs running game with A-list recognition at the line of scrimmage and raise the games of every other Tampa Bay player on the roster via championship leadership.
That’s the word from the men in charge of the Bucs.
(Brady might also end beach erosion, rescue Sweet Tomatoes and get Adrian Peterson to request a trade to Tampa.)
But Brady also has a massive boost to your immune system. His TB12 company just launched Protect, a $45 bottle of five key ingredients, per the company website.
“Vitamin C and Zinc work together to manage inflammation and repair damaged tissue while Elderberry’s antioxidant and anti-viral properties strengthen your immune cells. Beta Glucan and Larch Tree Extract support your innate and adaptive immune response by increasing circulating levels of white blood cells, replenishing antibodies post-workout (up to 47%), and helping immune cells coordinate an efficient, appropriate response to outside threats.”
Brady was playing pitch man yesterday to his 7.6 million Instagram followers (See below).
Yes, Joe bought a bottle. Why not. Just in case the Bucs can’t run the damn ball or kick field goals for the fifth consecutive season, then Joe will have “an efficient, appropriate response to outside threats” rather than alcohol, binge eating and throwing remotes.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAVPn_GAJgf/
May 19th, 2020 at 5:56 am
I’ll sooner trust Tom Brady on health care matters over a politician.
May 19th, 2020 at 6:28 am
Tom Brady is a G-O-D!
Listen to the Guru!
3 liters a day of water. Great sleep schedule. Great diet. Insane competitiveness.
Our losing culture will finally change!
We now have “America’s Quarterback!”
FYI- Brady is an Irish surname that means “Spirited.”
FYI- The Irish were called the “Blacks of Europe” for centuries.
Go Bucs!!
May 19th, 2020 at 6:31 am
Scientists believe the first human being to live 150 years has already been born. I just don’t know if it’s TB or Chris Traeger. Someone better be present when Joe takes his multivitamin!
May 19th, 2020 at 6:38 am
Yah. This one wants tom brady here more then winston ?
Gimme a break.
This article is so angry/ demeaning
Just admit it. Be Honest with everyone.
Maybe it was too early in the a.m. for your sense of humor.-Joe
May 19th, 2020 at 7:04 am
Please let sweet tomatoes stay closed Tom
May 19th, 2020 at 7:07 am
@Joe
^U brought a bottle, or bought a bottle? Because being it’s you, could work either way!
May 19th, 2020 at 7:29 am
Thanks Tom for your own personal healthful example & product of only 5 “amazing” ingredients but, I’ll blindly wait for the toxic mercury-filled poison that big pharma & big brother is whipping up for us. And I’ll be ready to take it when I’m told-bhaaaaa! 😉
Also, in the next advert, try to include how the products work “Synergistically” with one another. In addition to “amazing” it’s a great sell-point, all the kids are saying it.
Riddle:
If Tom Brady calls an audible, do the Bucs hear it? Is this the more difficult task than timing passes to ME, Godwin, Gronk, Brate or OJ.
May 19th, 2020 at 7:44 am
With every order he is throwing in the award winning ‘anti-CTE’ sports drink at no additional cost. While supplies last.
May 19th, 2020 at 8:06 am
This article is dripping with sarcasm
May 19th, 2020 at 8:27 am
Covid problem solved. What’s next Tom, a cure for cancer.
May 19th, 2020 at 8:53 am
Hope he provides clinical trial data. Or, at least, supporting anecdotal clinical evidence.
May 19th, 2020 at 8:53 am
…….big deal.
I heard old JayMiss just invented a new line of Sizzurp that helps wash down all dem tasty Ws.
May 19th, 2020 at 8:58 am
Cool, so Tom has put together a multivitamin. Sounds like the rubes are ready to line up to overpay for something you can already get in ten other forms, because Brady. Can’t blame the guy for taking your money, but the comments here are mostly ridiculous.
May 19th, 2020 at 10:35 am
Is this really a post? OK then.
May 19th, 2020 at 10:41 am
Snake oil in capsule form. Sad really that TB12 is bilking the public.
May 19th, 2020 at 10:49 am
Buc4 – Agree, it’s a bit sad. He must need the money.
May 19th, 2020 at 11:03 am
When a celebrity is selling a “supplement”, you really can’t go wrong.
May 19th, 2020 at 11:31 am
His supplement probably does more for you than a replica 12 jersey and for less money.
May 19th, 2020 at 7:20 pm
Wow a cynical bunch here today eh?
A skeptic doesn’t believe anything without strong reasons, which is why it is also associated with doubt, especially when something hasn’t been experienced yet. Cynicism is believing the worst of something or someone. … A cynic believes that people are selfish and always act out of self-interest.
I am a skeptic. But never a cynic. It’s not like Tom is desperate for the Bucs. Maybe since it’s worked so well for him he’s just wanting to share. How much is a $45 supply…a month’s worth.
At least Brady has credibility. He’s playing football in the NFL at 43. It’s not like taking health advice from a morbidly obese old man who has never worked out a day in his life and who sucks down supplements that are known to be dangerous for your health.
May 19th, 2020 at 7:21 pm
Bucs…bucks…not an intentional pun.