“I Didn’t Realize Moving To Florida Was Going To Cost Me Money”
April 27th, 2020
Tom Brady got all kinds of shade thrown at him by his peers during a recent live video chat on NFL.com.
It was coming at him from all angles. Russell Wilson poked fun at Brady for his “Tompa Bay” slogan, along with actor Kevin Hart calling him an arrogant ass for renaming his new city.
And of course, there were many jabs about Brady entering the wrong South Tampa house while he apparently looked for Byron Leftwich. “He doesn’t even know where he is right now,” said NFL Network host Rich Eisen while Brady was listening.
Brett Favre even chimed in without being prompted to express his disbelief of Brady’s Tampa escapades, “I think it’s that Florida heat getting to him already,” Saints running back Latavious Murray said.
Brady talked about his new life.
“I bought a couple of jet skis; I’m thinking about a boat,” Brady said. “I didn’t realize moving to Florida was going to cost me money.”
After Eisen said Brady doesn’t know where he is now. Brady said, “They got WiFi, so I’m cool.”
Joe suspects Brady also is paying for security after realizing any clown in a kayak could find his way to Brady’s waterfront backyard in Davis Islands.
Joe has been told Brady owns a limousine among his several vehicles. Joe’s wondering whether Brady eventually will hire a driver to help him read Tampa addresses and city park signs. In New England, Brady was known to take a helicopter to games in order to avoid the notorious traffic out of their stadium.
Just don’t tweak your back on those jet skis, Tommy.
April 27th, 2020 at 10:33 am
Just don’t twerk your backside from those jet skis in back of Jeters house.. 😉
April 27th, 2020 at 10:38 am
Please don’t go out on the wave runners with JPP.
April 27th, 2020 at 10:38 am
Welcome to Tampa Tom. Enjoy the fun and Sun.
April 27th, 2020 at 10:38 am
Did Joe just call Brady stupid? Hire a driver to help him read address and cty park signs. Wonder who JW has to Hire more lawer’s
April 27th, 2020 at 10:47 am
Wonder if ASJ is unemployed and would drive for Brady?
April 27th, 2020 at 10:50 am
Has Jameis signed…or was that a leak from camp Jamyth ? and it was not in the official offer stage but just talk..talk..talk …interesting to see if it is officially announced today 🙂
April 27th, 2020 at 10:51 am
No Saggy, but everyone else thinks you are stupid.
April 27th, 2020 at 11:02 am
If i was him i would definitely have armed security plus security cams. Thats a big place. Cams were probably already in place though.
April 27th, 2020 at 11:27 am
AlteredEgo Says: Your comment is awaiting moderation. Says:
For some obscure cap or rule reason, it has to be after 4pm today (Monday.)
April 27th, 2020 at 11:45 am
this is where a dude like GMC would be good to have on the roster. He was totally out of place as an Alpha leader, but i could see him being a great asset to guys like Tom and Gronk as they settle their families in and try to make their first NFL home oustide New England, and i’ve always suspected he would be good at playing off of the strong leadership of others (no way to prove it during his Tampa career sadly). Honestly, while i don’t regret moving on from GMC and Jameis, i don’t know who has taken\will take ownership of making new guys feel welcome
April 27th, 2020 at 11:57 am
If Jameis signs after 4PM, his signing doesn’t enter into the 2021 compensatory draft pick equations is my understanding.
April 27th, 2020 at 12:03 pm
@ Go bucs 72 got your panties in a bunch?
April 27th, 2020 at 12:16 pm
Having lived in Mass for the first 17 years of my life and then in the Tampa Bay area for the next 30 or so years off and on I can say he’s in for quite a change.
Just the climate to name one thing out of many.
The humidity is rough Tom.
Those summer practices ain’t going to be the same heat wise.
Not even close.
April 27th, 2020 at 12:17 pm
“Did Joe just call Brady stupid? Hire a driver to help him read address and cty park signs. Wonder who JW has to Hire more lawer’s”
This guy is stupid
April 27th, 2020 at 12:19 pm
pick 6
Seriously?
April 27th, 2020 at 12:32 pm
🚨 This just in! 🚨
Tom Brady invites JPP to go jet skiing.
What could possibly go wrong?
April 27th, 2020 at 1:21 pm
Tom Brady, who has probably never been in trouble in his life…
has become a MENACE in Tampa Bay.
Hahahahhaha…. pretty funny
April 27th, 2020 at 1:32 pm
Accountant: “Tom, I’ve got some good news! You are going to save enough from not having a state income tax, that you can buy a couple jet skis, a boat, a limo, and have enough left over to take Gisele to dinner at Burns.”
April 27th, 2020 at 3:09 pm
Brady might still get fined for the OC contact. Stay tuned……
April 27th, 2020 at 3:59 pm
As long as he doesn’t leave in the third quarter he won’t need that helicopter.
April 28th, 2020 at 1:46 am
hide in your house tommy…
the covid is out there…
and those fanboys and scammers are lurking by the water waiting for you…
other teams know you will go out on the water for some sporty fun…
that’s when another nfl team will have their boy out there on the water waiting to have a minor accident with you, thus messing up a knee or something and knocking you out for the season…
this is what sleezy threatened teams in the division could do…
can you think which team i’m suggesting…?
they just bought a quarterback and your teams playbook from last season…
beware of waterway hijinks
April 29th, 2020 at 5:55 am
It’s BERN’S, with an “e” and not a “u.”
Transplant.
April 29th, 2020 at 11:22 pm
Go to Florida on vacation and leave on probation.