“Horrid!”

October 2nd, 2018

Michael Jackson could have beaten the Bucs defense on Sunday, says BSPN voice.

Screamin’ Stephen A. Smith doesn’t know what to make of Bears quarterback Mitch Trubisky lighting up the Bucs Sunday. That’s because, says SAS, the Bucs are that brutal on defense.

The noted BSPN provocateur completely excoriated the Bucs defense for a pathetic showing in Chicago. How bad is it? SAS said Bears receivers were “moonwalking” across the field and were open.

SAS then went scorched earth on the Bucs defense without naming defensive coordinator Mike Smith.

He didn’t have to.

You know when a guy like SAS puts you on full blast like this on national television, things have gone completely off the rails.

32 Responses to ““Horrid!””

  1. Tampaspicer Says:

    Michael Jackson could have thrown 6 touchdowns on the Bucs this past Sunday.

  2. 1sparkybuc Says:

    He’s not wrong. We’re 2-14 if our defense is like this every week.

  3. adam from ny Says:

    i saw the full rant…you guys cut it short…the best part was at the end when SAS grabbed his own toupee, and ripped it off his own head, and slung it against the wall like a player throwing his football helmet after a loss…

  4. isrBuc Says:

    Missing the “relax we are 2-2 and before the season started…” crap section at the end

  5. Bird Says:

    Josh freeman has some moves in that pic

  6. Bucs Fan #7423 Says:

    WHY DOES MIKE SMITH STILL HAVE A JOB?!?!!??!!?

  7. THETRUTH Says:

    BUCS Fan: why does mike smith you mean?

  8. Rick Says:

    It’s funny. On IG, bleacher report page, all the bear fans are saying super bowl bound, Mitch has turned the corner, Mahomes has competition for mvp! Lol, they just don’t know. All teams in a rut are waiting on the Bucs defense to come to town. Waiting for that emergency jumpstart for a team that needs a tune up game. That’s all this Bucs team is this year.

  9. Buc believer Says:

    I DO NOT LIKE STEVEN A..HOLE SMITH!!! But tell me where he is wrong??? Tell me no show me in his analysis exactly where he is wrong?? You can’t because he isn’t!

  10. Kalind Says:

    Let me glob on here: WHY DOES MIKE SMITH STILL HAVE A JOB!!!!?!?!?

  11. Kalind Says:

    You know it’s bad, when every single fan watching you do your job is like “huh…I can do that right now.” Mixed with sardonic “put me in coach, I can get these. Guys in position to allow 6 tds to a bottom rung q.v. no sweat.”

  12. Bucnjim Says:

    Well keep in mind also that the players this organization has hyped as great or superstars are also part of this D. They really haven’t been good or even average since Ronde Barber played his last game. This has become a culture thing that goes past coaching.

  13. Bucnjim Says:

    Quitting when things go wrong is now the Buccaneer way on both sides of the ball and this goes all the way back to Raheem Morris.

  14. Dusthty Rhothdes Says:

    RELAX i mean we are missing jason lichts 1st round draft pick at corner, so i mean, cut them some slack, jason licht will have this team humming in the right direction in 15-20 years

  15. jjbucfan Says:

    So I woke up early, like a child at Christmas and run to my computer and Bammm, a fat lump of coal, f-ing Santa!! I truly believe that these 3 guys (now I will include Licht) believe the fans will forget what we have seen for the last 3 years over the bye week. They should be announcing the new DC today and possibly even HC, but instead, I will just sit here and stare at my lump of coal all day hoping it turns to gold somehow. So disappointed. For 2 guys that were teetering on NFL extinction after LAST season, how have they survived the last 2 weeks? I can see them now in their row boat in a tidal wave (fan anger) singing “you’ve got a friend in me” to each other on a loop, all the while coming up with who they can blame next instead of themselves.

  16. orlbucfan Says:

    I sure hope Bucs win the next one cos it will drive a bunch of negative, idiot yahoos off this board. The sooner, the better!

  17. Walter Seidel Says:

    Know where the “buc” stops here? At koetter’s feet.

  18. adam from ny Says:

    first thing koetter should do is shave the beard during the buy week…that’s the beginning of cleaning things up

  19. LakeLand Says:

    And the pathetic offense didn’t give them any help.

    Who was calling the offensive plays on Sunday?
    The defense get more of a pass than the offense
    The defense has new faces on the D-Line, rookies and 2nd year players in the secondary

    But the offensive suppose to one of the best in the NFL
    Loaded with expensive, veterans players, who has been together for awhile

    A few days ago people were bragging about this offense, then they lay an egg against a young, depleted Bears secondary

  20. adam from ny Says:

    what will mike smith be doing all week you ask?

    he will be flambe-ing…yes he will be on the patio flambe-ing

    also he was seen at a local spot buying goggles and a sports bra…could a vacay be happening with the flambe?

    #MikeSmithIsAyeStraightChiller

  21. adam from ny Says:

    smith was not fired…it would have happened yesterday by 4 pm the latest…so we have him for the rest of the season…hopefully he can get us on a defensive hot streak like that 5 game torrid stretch 2 years ago when the tandy-man went hog wild…

    the cutting of dl worthy was just one of those “take the focus elsewhere for a minute type moves”…koetter has a way of always doing that when sheet hits the fan…there’s always a minor roster transaction as if to say someone is responsible in some roundabout way…i’ve seen this under the dirk regime a hand full of times already…it’s an interesting little move…when calling for an interracial part of the teams head, they cut a roster player of the 50th to 53rd player on the squad…i don’t understand the gist of it, but they do it all the time when the ship is sinking…it has to be to just slide thoughts elsewhere for a moment and shift fanbase momentum

  22. 813bucboi Says:

    its obvious smitty has some naughty pics of the licht and dirk “playing” in the tub together….

    #NOEXCUSESIN2018!!!!…#PRESSURESONTHECOACHES!!!!…GO BUCS!!!!

  23. Mike Johnson Says:

    I’m looking at the schedule here. We might..be able to win Shootouts against the Giants and Cowboys IF..Our offense score in excess of 35 points. I don’t think we can win a shootout against Baker Mayfield and the Browns. I see 7 wins here. Ok 6 then. I’s advise Koetter to have his bags packed after our last game. GOOD RIDDANCE!! Smitty and Koetter can go the way of Lovie/Schiano/Herm Edwards and find nice little college programs to steer. But Please get these LOSERS out of Tampa Bay!!

  24. webster Says:

    The defense gets more of a pass than the offense? Gtfooh. This defense has sucked for 5 years outside of 5 games. The offense is allowed to have a clunker from time to time. That happens on every team. But to have a defense that has been last in the nfl for the past 2O weeks gets a pass? A defense that has given up over 4OO yards in 19 of 36 games gets a pass? A defense that is allowing almost 8O% completion gets a pass? A defense that allowed mitch trubisky to look like dan marino gets a pass? MITCH TRUBISKY!!!!! Look, having new players is no excuse for the performance we saw on sunday. This just in, a great defense beats a great offense most of the time so what happened sunday to the bucs offense is not that shocking but that defensive performance was an embarrassment.

  25. Reality-is-a-Beotch Says:

    Anyone who bought into the first 2 FLUKE wins i have ocean front property in salida Colorado at a good price. Email joe for details…

    This is and has been a 4-12 roster with ZERO leadership and cancer93 sucking the life out of the few players who actual want success….

    There is no hope until the leader of the losing culture is eradicated

  26. Leebucfan Says:

    Man that just hurt my feeligs wtaching that.

  27. Buc1987 Says:

    orlbucfan …someday you’re going to get there too. Someday….soon.

  28. jjbucfan Says:

    Adam- I thought the same thing- Jerel Worthy was playing okay for us and had a some good pressure. His mistake was jumping offsides one time. Something we do often. These guys really think the fans are stupid. Of course Jerel Worthy was the reason that we lost and couldn’t stop Trubisky. Couldn’t be Mike Smiths fault, not “my buddy”.

  29. Kobe Faker Says:

    “The reason Mike Smith still has a job is because when the defense sucks even more with another defensive coordinator, They will find out the real reason why our defense sucks….ME!”

    Forrest Dimlit Licht Gump

  30. LakeLand Says:

    Kobe

    These people are infatuated with Jason Licht
    Why?????? I don’t know
    The guy is the worst GM in the NFL

  31. LakeLand Says:

    They fired Lovie because of the defense
    They promoted the OC to Head Coach
    They hired Mike Smith as DC
    Yet 3 years later, they still stinks

  32. Kobe Faker Says:

    Lake,

    You know rednecks love to drink…

    “Jason Gump with collaboration of JBF, spiked the horrid tasting Licht Ale beer they were pushing with Quaaludes to cause the Buc Sheep hallucinations and never talk bad about Jason Licht”

    “I took a sip of that nasty Licht ale beer and I started losing my consciousness and started getting urges to watch any movie of Tom Hanks”

    Kobe Faker