“He Told Me That I Was Like Warm Piss Running Down His Leg”
January 9th, 2018
Later today, the greatest coach in Buccaneers history, Jon Gruden, will be named head coach of the Oakland Raiders.
And, joyfully, some great stories of Chucky have been coming out over the past couple of weeks.
One man with fantastic insight and history to share is Chris Simms, who spent four seasons (2003-2006) as part of Chucky’s quarterbacks collection with Tampa Bay.
Chucky was notoriously hard on Simms. As the story goes, Chucky never wanted the left-handed quarterback (or any lefty QB) and had little patience for Simms’ growing pains as a third-round pick in 2003.
Simms now spends his mornings working as an analyst on PFT Live, heard on NBC Sports Radio and seen on NBC Sports Network.
Last week, Simms shared the following about Chucky on the air. “He told me that I was like warm piss running down his leg.”
What a Coach! Joe can only imagine how Chucky would have handled America’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston, who gives the football away like it’s Halloween candy.
NFL Films compiled a look at Chucky’s verbal gems last week. Enjoy!
January 9th, 2018 at 9:21 am
That’s nothing, I had a inside source say that when dominik explained his plan to build a winner that it smelled like a pile of pooh!!!!!!!!
January 9th, 2018 at 9:30 am
So what if he said that to him????? SO F@$KING WHAT???!!!! Stop being such a p@ssy and get thicker skin! What is it with these guys that come into the NFL and act like they’re still in little league?? You’re suppose to be a GROWN ASS MAN, act like one and move on. Does Capt. Crab Legs have have baby feelings and needs to be handled with kit gloves?? What the hell is wrong with all these soft ass momma’s boys!!! IT’S FOOTBALL, be a man and deal with it! I love Chucky and all his rawness, I love how he goes off on the refs and players! PUNK ASS B#TCHES!
January 9th, 2018 at 9:40 am
pewterpirate99 that is just it players don’t mind getting yelled at but they do, and pretty much everyone else as well, doesn’t like being lied to and that is exactly what Gruden did. What is so hard about telling someone that you don’t feel they are good enough? I mean everytime you cut a player that is what you are saying so just be a man and say it to their face. They will either go get better or quit and either one is on them. And for your comment on Jameis if you know anything about him he likes to be coached hard (see Jimbo Fischer) but if you were really a fan you would already know that so I am wasting my time.
January 9th, 2018 at 9:46 am
Actually Jameis got yelled at by Jimbo Fisher all the time.
Another notorious hard ass coach.
That turned out rather well.
January 9th, 2018 at 10:00 am
“You’re suppose to be a GROWN ASS MAN,”
Yes and they expect to be treated like men not college kids. It’s also a responsibility for the coach…that is acting like a “grown ass man” and not some whiny dictator with unquestioned authority.
As a simple fan of life and jerks getting theirs…what would have been great is for Sims to explode as a QB talent and then tell Chucky to go F himself.
January 9th, 2018 at 10:10 am
LOL at 4:19 mark
“I might as well be an a$$hole – because that’s exactly what I am”
January 9th, 2018 at 10:10 am
ndog I am a fan of the Buccaneers, not FSU. Been a fan of this team since 1989, not that’s any of your f@cking buisness. So no I never saw Jimbo coach him or how Jameis likes to be “coached hard”. I have no patience for soft ass whinny b$tches that get their feelings hurt. As far as lying to them, get over it. It’s called life and we all get lied to everyday in one way or another. Man up and deal.
January 9th, 2018 at 10:10 am
If nothing else, Gruden is entertaining
January 9th, 2018 at 10:22 am
Is that warm pi$$ or are you just happy to see me?
January 9th, 2018 at 10:25 am
That warm piss reference is kinda like what we bucs fans have been subjected to the last eight years.
January 9th, 2018 at 10:53 am
If you could bottle warm piss, the owners would probably have it for sale at Raymond James during the games.
January 9th, 2018 at 10:59 am
Let’s be clear….anyone that’s ever had a hard nosed coach at any level….you only get your rear chewed for not doing your job or being prepared. If Chris Simms was constantly getting chewed out, its because he wasnt getting the job done…And if the QB isn’t getting the job done, the coach risk losing his job. The NFL is a collection of alpha males with millions of dollars at stake. Everyone acts like Chris Simms was the next Steve Young….the dude flamed out of the league….a league that is starving for anything that resembles QB talent. He wasn’t any good….just like Shaun King wasn’t any good. Also, if the pressure of the coach scolding you in practice makes you crack….guess what happens in crunch time under the bright lights?…You’ll fold.
If Gruden had a reputation outside of the football facility for being a prick….like Warren Sapp….then i can see the reason for the hate, but being a hard nosed on the field, its football and its his career on the line. He did what he felt got results. His approach got him success in rebuilding Oakland (which most Buc fans play blind to)….A Super Bowl in Tampa….and a new gig in Oakland again at $100 million contract. He’s doing something right and if his approach was so terrible, i find it shocking that the Glaziers would entertain hiring him again. They were very much interested and simply got outbid.
January 9th, 2018 at 11:08 am
speaking of piss…..the owners are pissing in the wind by keeping this piss poor coaching staff!!!!!…..GO BUCS!!!!
January 9th, 2018 at 11:11 am
Tom, they have. They call it “beer” (on tap) and charge way too much for it.
January 9th, 2018 at 11:19 am
You commenters at the top telling Simms and other NFL players to grow up and stop being (bad names) just aren’t very good at understanding basic things like context.
Literally, most problems in the world are due to people applying their own interpretation to things they barely read or listen to.
Simms was telling the story in a nostalgic sense. He was laughing about it. He was using it to highlight how colorful and unique Gruden was to him and other players. How do I know this? I went and found it and listened to it. All in under 30 seconds.
The best way to stop being a b@#tch? Don’t overreact the second you read something without taking a few seconds to understand the context it was written/said in.
Fix the trenches, fix the Bucs!
January 9th, 2018 at 12:05 pm
Not revealed is Simms stating he learned more from Gruden than any other coach.
That wouldn’t fit the narrative.
Hope his spleen is ok. That injury (not Gruden) is what ruined him.
January 9th, 2018 at 12:10 pm
813bucboi!!!! That’s some funny piss right there!!!! Pissing in the wind with a Piss Poor Coaching Staff!!!! Think that pretty much sums it up right there! Guess the Glazers will understand Chuckyisim after this season is over because they will have warm piss running down their leg and Chucky won’t be available to fix it cause he will be fixing the RAIDERS!!!
January 9th, 2018 at 12:53 pm
Chucky wouldn’t want to come here and work with Winston because who knows if he’ll be suspended for 2, 4, 6 games or worse. Chucky doesn’t have time or patience for grown men who act like Winston, eating his Ws and the like.
January 9th, 2018 at 1:28 pm
Gruden was not coming here to begin with. This deal with the Raiders has been a work in progress for a long time. You hard heads just don’t want to believe it.
And bring back those uniforms!!!
January 9th, 2018 at 1:40 pm
Realist finally speaking the truth! Atta boy
January 9th, 2018 at 2:16 pm
Roy T with your hatred of Winston obvious you never played any kind of contact sports so what do you know about leading football players? His way was a little odd but I guarownteee you could never inspire other grown men with your soft serve self! Winston is only 24 still learning to be more responsible man. There are other teams that have your lil white knights at qb so why don’t you go root for them?
January 9th, 2018 at 2:52 pm
I’m a Tandyman Bucs Fan Says:
January 9th, 2018 at 12:10 pm
Guess the Glazers will understand Chuckyisim after this season is over because they will have warm piss running down their leg and Chucky won’t be available to fix it cause he will be fixing the RAIDERS!!!
^^BINGO^^
GO BUCS!!!!
January 9th, 2018 at 2:56 pm
Language!
January 9th, 2018 at 5:16 pm
@DavidBigBucsFan99….getting a little fed up with your racist comments. Eating Ws is the least of Winston’s problems now. I realize it’s hard for you to understand that an NFL QB should be beyond reproach. You turn everything into a race war. Not cool. Bro.
January 9th, 2018 at 6:30 pm
Alright I’m not gonna lie, that video kinda made me remember how much I hated Gruden at the end, but also kind of want him back as our coach.
LOL.
January 9th, 2018 at 8:39 pm
^^^^^^^HAHAHA, me too …..
but I want my coach to be a lil feared n hated by the players it gets RESULTS
no matter what anyone says…..
Gruden still made chicken salad out of chicken spit and also won a playoff game with chris simms who played ok to well until that spleen incident
NEWS FLASH GLAZERS …..WE AINT MADE THE PLAYOFFS SINCE UUUUGHHHH
January 9th, 2018 at 8:41 pm
almost won a playoff game*
and his other loss was to the superbowl giants
those times make these seem like we made it to the superbowl twice more smh
January 9th, 2018 at 8:43 pm
“Eric Says:
January 9th, 2018 at 12:05 pm
Not revealed is Simms stating he learned more from Gruden than any other coach.
That wouldn’t fit the narrative.
Hope his spleen is ok. That injury (not Gruden) is what ruined him.”
I totally agree. Never was the same when he came back.
January 9th, 2018 at 9:19 pm
Gruden will boost the NFL ratings next year. Nfl needs more passionate coaches like him.
January 9th, 2018 at 10:19 pm
Joe… This Mic’ed up Gruden video was great entertainment… Thanks!
January 10th, 2018 at 1:10 am
IM OFFICIALLY A RAIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDA