Distractions!
December 28th, 2017
What distractions?
Maybe the most overblown thing in football is “distractions.”
You know what a distraction is? Losing. Look at all the rumors swirling all over the place that Chucky is pounding on the back door of One Buc Palace with a box full of personal belongings wanting to set up shop in Dirk Koetter’s office.
Now, folks are trying to make some dummy wrapping DeSean Jackson’s truck around a tree into something akin to the Russians trying to run Koetter out of town because they have a backdoor pipeline to Chucky.
Today, Bucs offensive coordinator Todd Monken again decided to channel Bobby Knight when asked if this drama with Jackson’s pickup will be a distraction.
“It’s not a distraction to me,” Monken said. “I had nothing to do with it.”
About the only distraction this will be is when the fool who is Driver-X shows up at Jackson’s crib during a Lakers game, and Jackson has to get off of his couch and take a lead pipe to the idiot for destroying his rig.
This affair almost sounds like it was ripped from a “Ballers” script. You know, the hangers-on, the posse who all but live at the “Fun House” and take too may liberties with Ricky Jerret’s goods?
December 28th, 2017 at 4:11 pm
i dont know about the rest of the readers of JBF but i ALWAYS let my friends drive my car when they are drunk and i ALWAYS carry not one but TWO hollow point bullets in my car! you feeling me? i mean you never know when you may be so jacked up that you may miss on the first shot and you need to make the second one! i mean really what is the big deal???????
December 28th, 2017 at 4:24 pm
what a freak show this season has turned into….
December 28th, 2017 at 4:42 pm
Lead pipe? You can’t find lead pipes anymore. I’d go with cast iron. Not enough heft with copper or ABS.
December 28th, 2017 at 4:48 pm
this staff is a joke….clean house!!!!….send em packing!!!!!….GO BUCS!!!!
December 28th, 2017 at 4:51 pm
Like someone said yesterday, the person who was driving Jackson’s ride was the same guy who was with Winston in the Uber.
December 28th, 2017 at 4:53 pm
Every little thing is Illuminated..magnified when you are a LOSER. Whats the next performance in this sad Buc circus? Now they got Monken doin his Shaggy imitation, ‘It wasn’t me”. I’m with you BucBoi, send in the clowns, sweep up the elephant feces, clean house and lets get a winner in town!!!
December 28th, 2017 at 5:04 pm
The funny thing about it is : DJAX has his driver X and Jameis has passenger X.
Who’s in the front,who’s in the back,and who’s not there?
December 28th, 2017 at 5:35 pm
Get Rid of the distractions
Get a Coach that will Hold the Players accountable
Get Fans who will not listen to the whining of baby players when a coach holds them to a standard
December 28th, 2017 at 5:41 pm
Idk, Chucky doesn’t seem like the type of guy that asks for help of Russian mafia thug oligarchs intent on destroying democracies in favor of autocratic rule in order to get a new job.
December 28th, 2017 at 5:56 pm
Howto…Hillary ?
December 28th, 2017 at 6:16 pm
Rhonde gets his #FakeNews from CNN obviously.
December 28th, 2017 at 6:23 pm
Fun fact: Djax made a cameo appearance on ballers and played himself.
I’d get rid of Djax before Swaggy. Let’s see Djax get 11-13mil from any other team.
I’m giving Djax a new nickname, alligator arms.
December 28th, 2017 at 6:54 pm
It’s not a distraction Coach Monken, I agree with you but it is a culture. Unfortunately.
December 28th, 2017 at 7:24 pm
Yeah it’s about right, if the coach can’t handle distractions and uses them as excuses he shouldn’t be a HC.
December 28th, 2017 at 7:59 pm
I hope djax gets his truck back by next week…going to need that truckbed
ALOT OF PEEPS MOVING OUT OF THE TAMPA AREA
Start at dgangster than koetter than monken than smitty than swaggy………..
December 28th, 2017 at 8:26 pm
Monken came at DJax a bit in training camp…perhaps it was on Hard Knocks. Maybe Monken was on to something. I was all for the DJax signing…like everything else this season…it didn’t work out so much.
December 28th, 2017 at 8:29 pm
It’s making sense now. The guy who took his weed and then went and jacked up DJAX’s wheels…is the mysterious “passenger” from Jameis Arizona adventure.
December 28th, 2017 at 8:33 pm
It’s making sense now. The guy who took his weed and then went and jacked up DJAX’s wheels…is the mysterious “passenger” from Jameis Arizona adventure.
Too late. LightningBuc used that yesterday.
December 28th, 2017 at 8:47 pm
Joe
What happen to the donation offer??
December 28th, 2017 at 9:05 pm
Sad facts or sad sacks:
Bucs only wins are against last place teams
The 49ers and Jets will have better records
Ugly women score more than the Bucs in the first half of games
December 28th, 2017 at 9:44 pm
Can’t use alligator arms for djax , Joey Galloway has that name already for the bucs & I’m guessing who was passenger with jameis & driver for djax ride was colonel mustard and he’s hiding in the den of depression ! Just have to get the murder weapon right. Thinking it’s the rope that this coaching staff has hung itself with !
December 28th, 2017 at 9:48 pm
Where was he going? To get some Bud Lt. Dilly Dilly!
December 28th, 2017 at 9:54 pm
Less than 72 hrs to the end of this sorry ass season. At least we wont be subjected to watching anymore of this abortion.
December 28th, 2017 at 9:57 pm
If the Russians can help us get Chucky I am all for it.
Flabbergasted some buc’s fans haven’t felt enough pain. Do we need anther 8 years of no playoffs to establish the point?
I mean I know its hard to pull yourself off the floor of the double wide to admit you were wrong, but c’mon, it becoming unseemly.
December 28th, 2017 at 10:04 pm
Jarod 2 out of 3 ain’t bad but I’m pretty sure the murder weapon was the dagger…..Same one that Licht used when he backstabbed Lovie Dovie.
December 28th, 2017 at 11:32 pm
All in favor for bring back Chucky!!!! I!!!!!!
December 29th, 2017 at 12:01 am
I can’t accept the fact that this will be JW 3rd HC and gmc 5th ? Gtfoh