Archive for 2015

“Anything I Can Do To Be Urgent”

Tuesday, July 7th, 2015

jameis 0703Jameis Winston isn’t your typical rookie, and that’s a damn good thing.

Like Lavonte David said, the Bucs locker room needed America’s Quarterback. (more…)

The Countdown: Worst 20 Buccaneers Personnel Moves Of The Past 10 Years

Tuesday, July 7th, 2015

sabby 0904It’s the countdown feature you’ve all been waiting for. Not really, but on the heels of last year’s award-winning “20 Worst Buccaneers Of The Past 10 years” feature, Joe had to deliver.

A list like this is highly subjective and toxic. Fits of rage were common during production meetings at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. Scared interns soiled their pants. Full beer bottles were smashed, and a treasured Rachel Watson poster was accidently destroyed. (more…)

Mike Glennon No. 5

Tuesday, July 7th, 2015
Top backup.

Top backup.

The season of rankings continues as we lumber toward the beginning of training camp. The first open practice is Aug. 1. Joe can almost smell the cheerleaders’ sweat (it’s sort of a fruity scent, if you must know). (more…)

It Cannot Get Worse

Tuesday, July 7th, 2015
It was hard for Bucs WR to keep smiling when remembering who was throwing passes to him last year.

It was hard for Bucs WR Vincent Jackson to keep a smile on his face when remembering who was throwing passes to him last year.

If watching old game tape wasn’t jarring enough to Bucs fans remembering just how truly awful was turnover-prone quarterback Josh McClown, data from the statgeeks really sobers up a person.

Yes, Vincent Jackson had a nice season, catching 70 passes and racking up 1,002 passing yards last year. Any receiver who has 1,000 yards is having a fine season. (more…)

Worst Offensive Line?

Tuesday, July 7th, 2015
Will the offensive line improve?

Will the offensive line improve?

It was more frightening than Joe opening up his fridge on a hot summer afternoon and finding not an ounce of cold beer. It was the offensive line that finished the season for the Bucs with out-of-position Demar Dotson, barbecue pitmaster Logan Mankins, shotgun-snap challenged Evan (nee: Dietrich-) Smith, Oniel Cousins and Patrick Omameh. (more…)

Tim Wright: Games Will Earn Jameis Respect

Monday, July 6th, 2015
The newest Buccaneers talks Tom Brady vs. Jameis Winston

The newest Buccaneer talks Tom Brady vs. Jameis Winston

Yes, new/old Bucs tight end Tim Wright went there on national radio, daring to compare the little he’s seen of Jameis Winston to legendary Tom Brady, his QB last season with the Belicheats. (more…)

Dominik Names Move He “Messed Up On”

Monday, July 6th, 2015

mark dominik 1205History will view mattress-in-the-yard, blade-in-the-thigh Mike Williams in different ways.

A 2010 Buccaneers fourth-round pick, Williams was excellent in his first three seasons — 193 catches, 23 touchdowns and never missed a game. (more…)

Bucs Got Lucky

Monday, July 6th, 2015
In studying last year's games, the Washington Post suggests the only reason the Bucs beat the Redskins was Robert Griffin III's incompetence.

In studying last year’s games, the Washington Post suggests the only reason the Bucs beat the Redskins was Robert Griffin III’s incompetence.

Yes, the Bucs were a nutkick of a 2-14 team last year. The only people remotely happy about that were liquor store owners — for all the Bucs fans trying to purge the season from their memory banks with mass quantities of alcohol. (more…)

Three-Win Bar Set For Lovie Smith

Monday, July 6th, 2015

LovieJagsRegular readers here know there’s a massive argument happening at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters regarding Lovie Smith’s job security. No need to rehash.

But now a former Buccaneer has weighed in on the debate, via a national stage. (more…)

The Battle For No. 3

Monday, July 6th, 2015
Will Louis Murphy be able to hang on to his No. 3 WR position?

Will Louis Murphy be able to hang on to his No. 3 WR position?

The lack of depth on this Bucs squad is a significant reason Tampa Bay won the Chase for Jameis last year.

Joe many times has pointed out that Mike Evans and Vincent Jackson very well could be the best one-two punch of wide receivers in the NFL. If that duo is not, then the list ahead of them is damn short. (more…)

Calm Down!

Monday, July 6th, 2015
Just because Bucs co-chairman Ed Glazer bought this pad roughly 100 miles of Los Angeles doesn't mean the Bucs are moving to California. At all.

Just because Bucs co-chairman Ed Glazer bought this pad roughly 100 miles north of Los Angeles doesn’t mean the Bucs are moving to California. At all.

Joe has seen the reaction, though minimal, on Twitter and in the comments on this here corner of the Interwebs. And since the NFL is slumbering, what the hell, Joe will throw cold water on the paranoid conspiracy theorists. (more…)

Bucs Must Take Down Drew Brees

Sunday, July 5th, 2015
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Drew Brees has simply torched the Bucs like no other quarterback.

To be the best you have to beat the best. Those are the immortal words of Ric Flair. They also ring true in the NFL. (more…)

More Fuel Dropped On Glennon Fire

Sunday, July 5th, 2015

Winston Glennon

When the Bucs canceled their final June minicamp practice at the last minute in favor of a team bowling outing, astute FOX Sports NFL writer Alex Marvez was at One Buc Palace and spent extensive time with offensive coordinator Dirk Koetter. (more…)

Seeking No Luck Repeat On Opening Day

Sunday, July 5th, 2015
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Dick LeBeau flummoxed Andrew Luck last year, Luck’s first look at LeBeau’s defense.

Joe is wildly intrigued by the Buccaneers’ opening day matchup. Forget Marcus Mariota and the Titans facing Tampa Bay, it’s America’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston, squaring off against legendary defensive coordinator Dick LeBeau. (more…)

Bucs Have Much To Prove

Sunday, July 5th, 2015
Are the Bucs better off (yet) than they were under former commander Greg Schiano?

Are the Bucs better off (yet) than they were under former commander Greg Schiano?

Joe used to be in newspapers. Got out of it because, well, there is zero job security unless you are willing to pack up and move to places you have no desire to live. (more…)

“Somebody Had Urinated In My Baseball Glove”

Saturday, July 4th, 2015

GilkeyBest known by Bucs fans for being a virgin center, understandably ill-suited to start a game, Garrett Gilkey is known nationally for another reason. (more…)

Beckles Irked At Jameis

Saturday, July 4th, 2015
Sports radio host seems to have found a new Bucs player to gripe about.

A popular local sports radio host seems to have found a new high-profile Bucs player to gripe about.

In the mind of former Bucs guard Ian Beckles, apparently NFL players should be tied up in straight jackets, muzzled and locked in cages during their whole career, and the only time they should be seen is on Sunday afternoons — and they are not allowed to talk at all unless they get a radio gig after their careers.

Beckles has long had a thorn in his side because Bucs stud defensive tackle Gerald McCoy has a personality and enjoys answering questions. Now, Beckles is turning his ire about players having the nerve to talk and the gall of having a personality to “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston. (more…)

Part-Time Perfect For Henry Melton

Saturday, July 4th, 2015

Edge rush a priority.

Joe sure thinks there’s a lot of overselling when it comes to new Bucs defensive tackle Henry Melton. (more…)

“America’s Quarterback” No. 25

Saturday, July 4th, 2015
Influential.

Influential.

Rare is it for a rookie quarterback to be thought of as one of the 100 most influential people in the NFL.

Then again, if a nobody like Rachel Nichols is in the same list, then Joe guesses a rookie quarterback very well should be. (more…)

Happy Fourth Of July!

Saturday, July 4th, 2015

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To all of Joe’s readers, happy Fourth of July!

This is by far Joe’s favorite holiday. It’s Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s all rolled into one. What can Joe say about a holiday that is all about having fun, hitting the beaches, hitting the water, drinking like a fish, grilling meat and, at the end of the day, watching people blowing up stuff (which drives howling dogs throughout [oh, no] Pasco County running for pillows to shred). (more…)

Ronde Barber: “If I Could Use That Tired-Ass Cliché”

Friday, July 3rd, 2015

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Ronde Barber has studied more quarterbacks than most cornerbacks in NFL history, and Barber spent a huge chunk of the spring, including significant time on the sidelines of Bucs practices, studying Jameis Winston. (more…)