Archive for 2015

McCoy Reveals His Chatter To Opponents

Monday, September 21st, 2015

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Gerald McCoy Talks “Finish”

Monday, September 21st, 2015
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Gerald McCoy talks about what will make the Bucs relevant in December

Remember how Buccaneers officials talked a lot this offseason about all those close games the team played in 2014, all those tight losses?

Gerald McCoy talked about them today. (more…)

Play Against Jon Gruden

Monday, September 21st, 2015

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Jameis > Drew Brees?

Monday, September 21st, 2015
Stat geeks will point to numbers that show America's Quarterback is having a better year than a future Hall of Famer.

Stat geeks will point to numbers that show America’s Quarterback is having a better year than a future Hall of Famer.

Now Joe has made no bones over the fact he thinks quarterback ratings are the biggest pile of feces this side of a southern Illinois Heifer pasture.

Any hatched stat that claims David Garrard was a better quarterback than Roger Staubach should be banned from public discourse as a simple matter of national security. (more…)

Iron Fist Uppercut

Monday, September 21st, 2015
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Saints wide receiver Willie Snead didn’t know what hit him

There were a lot of standout plays by the Bucs yesterday, but if Joe were forced to pick just one, it would go to the guy with the iron fist, the Larry Holmes uppercut. (more…)

A Real Bucs Running Game?

Monday, September 21st, 2015
Rookie guard Ali Marpet continues to move bodies on defensive lines

Rookie guard Ali Marpet continues to move bodies on defensive lines

Tampa Bay ran the football well in preseason, was successful against the Titans before the game got out of hand, and yesterday, the Bucs pounded the rock in New Orleans.

NFL.com ranks the Bucs as the 13th-best rushing attack after two games. (more…)

How Bad/Good Are The Saints?

Monday, September 21st, 2015

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Those trying to figure out what kind of Buccaneers team was on the field yesterday are asking the question this morning as the euphoria of victory wears off? (more…)

Louis Murphy: Jameis Is Canton Bound

Monday, September 21st, 2015
Bucs OC Dirk Koetter said there are ways to help protect Jameis if the front line breaks down.

Hall of Fame quarterback?

Well this didn’t take long. Just hours after winning his first NFL game, America’s Quarterback, Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston, is being measured for a bust in Canton.

That’s the word from Bucs wide receiver Louis Murphy. (more…)

52 Yards In The Air And A Spin

Monday, September 21st, 2015
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Photo courtesy of Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Last week, Bucs fans witnessed Jameis Winston throw an aggressive block on a defensive tackle in the running game.

Yesterday, it was a Warrick-Dunn-like spin move for a gutsy first down, and a precision Jameis bomb hurled 52 yards in the air. (more…)

Jameis Gives VJax A Shoutout

Monday, September 21st, 2015
America's Quarterback lauds the professionalism of WR Vincent Jackson.

America’s Quarterback lauds the professionalism of Vincent Jackson.

People believe America’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston, has a bond with one of his best friends, Bucs tight end Austin Seferian-Jenkins, and the two do have a bond.

But Joe is getting the sense that no tandem has a greater bond than Jameis and Vincent Jackson. (more…)

Yesterday, Today And Tomorrow

Monday, September 21st, 2015
The Bucs celebrate Jameis Winston's one-yard touchdown run yesterday in the win over the Saints. (Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com.)

The Bucs celebrate Jameis Winston’s one-yard touchdown run yesterday in the win over the Saints. (Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com.)

Good morning, Bucs fans. It’s Victory Monday!

So how does today feel? Easier to get to work, right? Didn’t so much mind the traffic, did you? The sun is brighter, the air cooler, the hangover from Sunday football a little less onerous. (more…)

Who Says Lovie Is Unemotional?

Monday, September 21st, 2015
Video proof of Lovie Smith getting fired up.

Video proof of Lovie Smith getting fired up.

Joe gets a kick out of the meatheads who argue Lovie Smith, Bucs coach, is unemotional.

First off, when hiring a guy, Joe doesn’t give a damn if the guy is a statue or picks his nose or does shots of Jack on the sidelines. (more…)

Lovie Extinguishes Hot Seat Chatter

Sunday, September 20th, 2015

LovieSaintsFact: After Tampa Bay’s historically dreadful performance on opening day, Lovie Smith earned the calls for his head by some fans and media.

Fact: Only one thing was going stop it in its tracks. (more…)

Jameis Says Only He Made Mistakes

Sunday, September 20th, 2015
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Natural, honest leader.

There stood Jameis Winston, America’s Quarterback, at the podium in the bowels of the SuperDome after today’s thrilling win.

Mistakes were made around him in the form of a fumble and drops and dumb penalties, but Jameis comfortably and excitedly directed all negative attention to himself. (more…)

Strange Comments From Lovie

Sunday, September 20th, 2015
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Bucs coach Lovie Smtih said he wanted more points today. So why take the ball out of the hands of your No. 1 overall pick of a quarterback?

Joe has already written about Bucs coach Lovie Smith going full-blown turtle in the fourth quarter.

The Bucs had many chances for a kill shot and instead, looked so scared offensively that they were crapping in their boots. (more…)

Cullen Explains Defending Brees

Sunday, September 20th, 2015
Bucs DE Jacquies Smith and his defensive teammates may have found the secret to shutting down Saints QB Drew Brees. (Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com.)

Bucs DE Jacquies Smith and his defensive teammates may have found the secret to shutting down Drew Brees. (Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com.)

Joe had a chance to talk to Bucs defensive line coach Joe Cullen after the game.

His defensive line jostled, mocked and robbed future Hall of Fame quarterback Drew Brees all day, especially late in the fourth quarter when it sure looked like the Saints would steal victory from the mouths of the Bucs. (more…)

Jacquies Smith: Prayer Answered?

Sunday, September 20th, 2015
Jacquies should be a household name.

Jacquies should be a household name.

Joe’s going to keep this simple. Bucs left defensive end Jacquies “Jack” Smith now has 10 1/2 sacks in his last 11 games.

Team Glazer might want to commission an esteemed French sculptor to start working on a statue. (more…)

Why Did The Bucs Go Turtle?

Sunday, September 20th, 2015
It was impressive how Henry Melton and the Bucs defense shut down Sants QB Drew Brees in crunch time. (Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com)

It was impressive how Henry Melton and the Bucs defense shut down Saints QB Drew Brees. (Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com)

How many times today did the Bucs have a chance for a kill shot and then the offense went so turtle it is said that Greg Schiano began nursing a bottle of Ketel One?

You are playing future Hall of Fame quarterback Drew Brees, a surgeon like that, in his own house, and you go full-blown play-not-to-lose and continue running the ball off left tackle to no avail, time after time? (more…)

Mike Evans Was On A Pitch Count

Sunday, September 20th, 2015
Bucs WR Mike Evans was limited by coaches today.

Bucs WR Mike Evans was limited by coaches today.

While Joe interviewed Doug Martin, over Martin’s shoulder, Mike Evans was getting dressed. At one point, Evans stood up and grimaced worse than if he saw Rosie O’Donnell walking out of the shower nude. (more…)