Archive for 2015

The Huddle Blues

Wednesday, October 7th, 2015

varsity bluesA no-huddle offense is to America’s Quarterback, Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston, what the siren played by Ali Larter in “Varsity Blues” was to the quarterback character “Mox,” only without the whipped cream. (more…)

“We’re Going To Work On That This Week”

Wednesday, October 7th, 2015

jameis 0829One duty for Jameis Winston is to chat via conference call with the local media of teams about to face the Buccaneers.

America’s Quarterback did that earlier today with the Jacksonville crew. (more…)

Rookies Shining On O-Line

Wednesday, October 7th, 2015
Bucs rookie right guard Ali Marpet has reason to smile.

Bucs rookie right guard Ali Marpet has reason to smile.

Joe is on an offensive line kick today. And the Bucs are coming out smelling like a rose.

First, props to AC/DC-loving general manager Jason Licht for what looks to be a fine selection of Donovan Smith at left tackle and a steal at right guard with Ali Marpet. (more…)

Lovie: “Easily Could Have Been 17-17 At The Half”

Wednesday, October 7th, 2015

lovie 0810As Joe rids the last shred of anguish from the Bucs’ clobbering at the hands of the Panthers on Sunday, Joe must share the final nugget from Lovie Smith that’s been keeping Joe pounding vodka at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters into the wee hours. (more…)

Dancing Jaboo

Wednesday, October 7th, 2015
Jameis goes dancing.

Jameis goes dancing.

The ugly loss to the Stinking Panthers doesn’t have America’s Quarterback, Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston, in a fetal position sucking this thumb.

In fact, Jameis is doing his best to rinse away the filth of that game by working with youngsters in conjunction with the Bucs. (more…)

Assistant Coach Mankins

Wednesday, October 7th, 2015
Mankins training camp

More than just a barbecue master and left guard. Offensive line coach George Warhop weighs in on Logan Mankins.

Bucs fans can rightfully celebrate their offensive line. It’s not going to win awards, but it might be average by NFL standards, which is a huge improvement and provides lots of promise.

Its ring leader and de facto assistant coach is Logan Mankins. (more…)

Battle Of Elevens

Wednesday, October 7th, 2015

homertoiletLovie Smith has declared the Bucs are “on the verge” of victory.

Kwon Alexander says “we’re going to show the world.”

Numbers are on their side. (more…)

Cherilus Has Been Generous

Wednesday, October 7th, 2015
Bucs right tackle Gosder Cherilus

Bucs right tackle Gosder Cherilus

The Bucs’ offensive line has been a bright spot. That’s for damn sure.

But there is mystery surrounding two positions on that line. (more…)

The Mike Evans Mystery

Wednesday, October 7th, 2015
Film study raises more questions about slumping WR Mike Evans.

Film study raises more questions about slumping WR Mike Evans.

Joe has already pointed out how stud receiver Mike Evans has been near invisible this year, aside from a decent game at Houston, sans all of his drops.

Yes, Joe understands Evans has battled a dicey hamstring ailment. (more…)

“It’s The Goldilocks Syndrome”

Wednesday, October 7th, 2015
The Bucs have turned into a sorry NFL fairy tale.

The Bucs have turned into a sorry NFL fairy tale.

It’s a rough time being a Bucs fan these days. Why Bucs fans are so angry and are stomping mad that the team is nearing a two-year anniversary since its last home win, family pets are nervous.

Other teams’ fans (sans the Browns) openly discuss real possibilities of January football, whereas Bucs fans can only dream. (more…)

With Bucs, Schiano Aided Belicheat

Wednesday, October 7th, 2015
Aiding the enemy?

Aiding the enemy?

Yes, Bucs fans, we all know how former Bucs commander Greg Schiano and Patriots coach Bill Belicheat are tight.

Schiano coached one of Belicheat’s sons at Rutgers and Belicheat advised Team Glazer to hire Schiano. (more…)

“We’re Going To Show The World”

Tuesday, October 6th, 2015
Rookie linebacker Kwon Alexander is feeling it

Rookie linebacker Kwon Alexander is feeling it

Lotta big talk coming out of One Buc Palace over the past 24 hours. (more…)

Lavonte David Details Drop

Tuesday, October 6th, 2015
Lavonte David talks about what's seen in this fantastic photo from the official Buccaneers photographer

Lavonte David talks about what’s seen in this fantastic photo from the official Buccaneers photographer

It was one of those critical moments you can’t blame on coaching. (more…)

“You Ask Every Line Coach In The NFL, They Were Very Impressed With Him”

Tuesday, October 6th, 2015
Rookie guard Ali Marpet

Rookie guard Ali Marpet

Joe’s trying to stay upbeat this afternoon. After all, the Bucs can’t lose to the woeful Jaguars on Sunday. That just can’t happen. (more…)

“People’s Jobs Are On The Line”

Tuesday, October 6th, 2015
ShaunKing

“Upset” with Bucs’ performance.

A frustrated Shaun King took to the WDAE-AM 620 airwaves yesterday and the pain and disgust in his voice was as obvious as the points on the scoreboard after Sunday’s loss to the Stinking Panthers. (more…)

From Worst To 12th

Tuesday, October 6th, 2015
A legitimate strong sign in the Bucs' defensive numbers

A legitimate strong sign in the Bucs’ defensive numbers. (Photo courtesy of Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

It’s fun with numbers time!

Time to look much deeper into the Bucs having the NFL’s No. 2-ranked pass defense and ninth-ranked overall defense through four games. (more…)

Execution On Greg Olsen

Tuesday, October 6th, 2015

Perhaps the only thing keeping Joe from the mental meltdown being suffered by legions of Bucs fans is the fact the Tampa Bay defense, specifically Lovie Smith, finally executed a plan to stop Panthers tight end Greg Olsen. (more…)

Bucs Find New Kicker

Tuesday, October 6th, 2015
Hello..

Hello, again.

The Bucs have a new kicker.

Same as the old kicker. (more…)

Charles Sims Starting To Show Up?

Tuesday, October 6th, 2015
Bucs RB Charles Sims pulled off a rare feat Sunday. (Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com)

Bucs RB Charles Sims pulled off a rare feat Sunday. (Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com)

We saw something rare at the Den of Depression last Sunday. No, it wasn’t a quarterback responsible for five turnovers. It was a running back catching a touchdown pass.

In consecutive games. (more…)