Archive for 2015

Why Dink And Dunk?

Sunday, October 4th, 2015

LovieJagsYou have got to be s(p)itting Joe!

The Bucs, after a woeful start, had a chance at the end of the first half to tie the game 17-17. America’s Quarterback, Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston is famous for last minute drives, and he had the Bucs marching in the Stinking Panthers red zone. (more…)

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Sunday, October 4th, 2015

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Rock Bottom Showing For Jameis Winston

Sunday, October 4th, 2015
(Photo courtesy of Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

(Photo courtesy of Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

Jameis Winston, America’s Quarterback, sure was awful against Carolina today. He looked more like America’s Disappointment on this afternoon.

But what was most disturbing was that Jameis repeated mistakes. (more…)

Kyle Brindza, Go Home

Sunday, October 4th, 2015
Leave.

Leave.

Enough! Joe doesn’t give a damn how far you can kick a field goal so long as you miss chip shots time and again.

Already Kyle Brindza, who has two of the longest field goals in Bucs history, has cost Tampa Bay 17 points in two games (well, through six quarters). (more…)

Panthers 37, Buccaneers 23

Sunday, October 4th, 2015
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Photo courtesy of Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Welcome to another all-phases loss, as if last week’s wasn’t enough.

Your Buccaneers were humiliated at home yet again. (more…)

Buccaneers-Panthers Open Thread

Sunday, October 4th, 2015

bucs cheerleader 1117Can the Bucs even their record against long odds?

Joe would celebrate mightily if that occurs this afternoon.

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Bucs-Panthers Watch Party Today At Peggy O’Neill’s In Tampa/Oldsmar

Sunday, October 4th, 2015

Superior venue to watch the Bucs and all NFL action.

Joe’s got cool halftime giveaways. Make a day of it! See you Sunday!

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Gameday Tampa Bay

Sunday, October 4th, 2015

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Game Four

Stinking Panthers at Bucs

Kickoff: 1 p.m. (more…)

Catch, Don’t Complain

Sunday, October 4th, 2015
The ability to haul in passes by WR Mike Evans would sure help out the Bucs today.

Mike Evans hauling in passes sure would help out the Bucs today.

On face value, just looking at the box score, Mike Evans had a nice game against Houston last week.

He tied a career high with seven catches, for 101 yards and an average of 14.4 yards a catch.

But those who watched know a bigger truth: Evans had a game he would like to forget. (more…)

Stopping Greg Olsen

Sunday, October 4th, 2015
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How Stinking Panthers TE Greg Olsen fares will speak volumes about Lovie Smith’s defense.

When you know a specific player is coming at you and a defense still cannot stop said player, it says something about the players used to defense said weapon, or the defense employed to stop said weapon.

Either way, it all falls back on one man today. That would be Bucs coach Lovie Smith. (more…)

First-Tackle Rust

Sunday, October 4th, 2015
Mike Evans makes a stunning admission: He forgot what real football was like.

Mike Evans makes a stunning admission: He forgot what real football was like.

So how rusty was Mike Evans last Sunday?

Consider this, he hadn’t been tackled since 2014. The old school NFL players in Joe’s reading audience just crapped their pants. (more…)

THE OPTIMIST: Success Is Imminent

Sunday, October 4th, 2015
Offensive coordinator Dirk Koetter

Offensive coordinator Dirk Koetter

In these unsettled times of devastating Bucs losses, constant change and growing pains, Joe thought it would be wise to bring back THE OPTIMIST.

THE OPTIMIST is Nick Houllis, a Bucs fan and an accomplished writer whose steadfast allegiance to the Buccaneers goes back to the 1970s. Houllis is the founder, creator and guru of BucStop.com, a place Joe goes to get lost in time via Houllis’ stunning video collection.

THE OPTIMIST will shine that positive light in your eyes. Some will love it. Some won’t. … Of course, THE OPTIMIST’s opinions are his alone and are not influenced by Joe. (more…)

Lovie Is Not Father Dungy

Sunday, October 4th, 2015
Much better start than Lovie.

Much better start than Lovie.

Yesterday, Joe brought word that yet another former Bucs great is preaching patience with the continued losing of the Bucs under coach Lovie Smith.

That would be 3-16 Lovie (and counting). (more…)

Donovan Smith: NFL’s 67th Best Tackle?

Saturday, October 3rd, 2015

DonovanSmithmugThe stat geeks seem to be laughing at the Buccaneers when they break from their spreadsheets and stop pretending they know what they’re grading. (more…)

Alstott Preaches “Process”

Saturday, October 3rd, 2015
Mike Alstott has words for Bucs fans. They don't sit well with Joe.

Mike Alstott has words for Bucs fans. They don’t sit well with Joe.

Who is ready to sit in the Den of Depression tomorrow and hear the A-train whistle blow again? Joe sure is. Chills.

That whistle, of course, is for Ring of Honor entrant Mike Alstott, who lives in Pinellas County and often counsels Buccaneers fans. (more…)

TV Map For Stinking Panthers-Bucs

Saturday, October 3rd, 2015

tvYou asked for it, you got it. It’s the TV map for tomorrow’s game between the Stinking Panthers and the Bucs, live from the Den of Depression. (more…)

“I Gotta Stop Being So Passionate”

Saturday, October 3rd, 2015

mike evans 0517bJoe already shared that Mike Evans thinks Jameis Winston is so on target he might be fooling referees.

But Evans also has other theories when it comes to pass interference calls against him. (more…)

Alterraun Verner: Trust Lovie

Saturday, October 3rd, 2015
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Despite being benched, CB Alterraun Verner is in Lovie’s corner.

Joe can understand any player, much less a proud guy like Bucs cornerback Alterraun Verner, being totally peeved about being benched and having to bite his tongue in frustration. (more…)

“Hump Game” Double Talk

Saturday, October 3rd, 2015

lovie 1110bJoe’s unsure what tomorrow’s game means for the underdog Bucs against the Panthers, winners of seven consecutive regular season games, plus a playoff game in between their 2014 finish and their undefeated 2015 start.

For Lovie Smith, a victory, or at least a strong showing, might mean a chance to stop contradicting himself and speaking in clichés. (more…)

Jameis = “Flash”

Saturday, October 3rd, 2015

flashAround these parts, Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston is known as “America’s Quarterback.”

In his hometown of Bessemer, Ala. and college, he is known as “Jaboo.” (more…)

Avoiding The Fetal Position

Friday, October 2nd, 2015

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With the Bucs back in Tampa for a two-game home stand against the Panthers (Sunday) and Jaguars, Joe demands one simple goal be accomplished: win a home game.

Frankly, it’s the only thing that will keep Joe from lying prone in the fetal position, weeping and nursing a bottle of Jack Daniels. (more…)