Jameis Watch: Mocking The Champ
November 20th, 2014
Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, national champion James Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon and Josh McCown.
It’s Joe’s regular nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback to wear No. 5 ever in the state of Florida.
Yes, as unreal talented as Jameis Winston is, he has pulled dumb moves with equal prowess. From allegedly getting handsy with the women to shooting out windows with a BB gun to climbing onto a table near female co-eds and barking out lewd profanities, Winston is equal parts eye-popping on the field and scary off the field.
Recently, comedian Kevin Hart got to meet the reigning national champion football squad in Tallahassee, and when he met Winston, he had choice words for the Heisman Trophy winner in front of Winston’s teammates. See the hilarious exchange below.
November 20th, 2014 at 10:26 pm
“We Are The Champions”
I’ve paid my dues
Time after time.
I’ve done my sentence
But committed no crime.
And bad mistakes ‒
I’ve made a few.
I’ve had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I’ve come through.
(And I need just go on and on, and on, and on)
We are the champions, my friends,
And we’ll keep on fighting ’til the end.
We are the champions.
We are the champions.
No time for losers
‘Cause we are the champions of the world.
I’ve taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it’s been no bed of roses,
No pleasure cruise.
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain’t gonna lose.
(And I need just go on and on, and on, and on)
We are the champions, my friends,
And we’ll keep on fighting ’til the end.
We are the champions.
We are the champions.
No time for losers
‘Cause we are the champions of the world.
November 20th, 2014 at 10:26 pm
Glad somebody said it to him.
November 20th, 2014 at 11:08 pm
All set with Mcown and Glennon don’t need this future jail bird
November 20th, 2014 at 11:14 pm
BB Says:
November 20th, 2014 at 11:08 pm
“All set with Mcown and Glennon”
Yeah that’s all we need is Glennon and McCown. OMGAWD!
BB…you deserve this 2-8 team.
November 20th, 2014 at 11:34 pm
BB Says:
November 20th, 2014 at 11:08 pm
“All set with Mcown and Glennon ”
Really? All Set????? You probably think we are all set for offensive linemen as well. LOL
November 20th, 2014 at 11:36 pm
Charlie ward was and still is the greatest FSU QB.
Charlie had great character.he also won the
Heisman trophy. he was a ML baseball draftee.
he played in the NBA.
he didn’t steal anything from the local grocery store.
November 20th, 2014 at 11:50 pm
How ’bout that poll, Joe…..another site is running one and Winston is not doing well at all against Mariota…..
But JFB is the authority on all things Bucs….so your poll would be far more respected.
(Trying to kiss Joe’s a$$ to get the poll)
November 21st, 2014 at 12:31 am
port richey george…I had season tickets in 93 and saw every game Uncle Charlie played in at FSU LIVE.
No way was Ward better than Winston’s 2013 season and it’s not even close Georgie boy.
November 21st, 2014 at 12:35 am
TBBF…Winston edges Mariota in QB poll per ESPN.
Winston was the choice of 41 percent of the FBS coaches, followed closely by Mariota (35 percent). UCLA’s Brett Hundley (9 percent), Baylor’s Bryce Petty (6 percent) and Penn State’s Christian Hackenberg (2 percent) rounded out the top five in the poll conducted by ESPN’s Brett McMurphy.
November 21st, 2014 at 1:18 am
Shouldn’t this post be called the “Turd Watch”?
November 21st, 2014 at 1:19 am
He was the Knicks best pg too.
November 21st, 2014 at 1:38 am
Jameis Watch:
Not a good timepiece. it run’s too slow.
November 21st, 2014 at 3:18 am
Joe, your rambling opening diatribe on all these posts (Jameis watch, everything about analysts from BSPN, etc.) is getting extremely tired. You need to put them to bed already.
November 21st, 2014 at 8:57 am
@Joe
Don’t let these so called Buc fans get in the way of your Winston bromance. I can’t wait for the next Winston story of the day.
November 21st, 2014 at 9:39 am
I’m not a FSU fan. I’m not really a Jamis fan. But this guy is a kid who has made some mistakes. All would be the most talent we’ve had at that position in decades. I’d be happy with it. A guy who does nothing but win for a change would be nice
November 21st, 2014 at 9:45 am
Quit wasting time on this junk or create another fsu website. I hate a Bucs site wastes so much energy especially when the season is in full swing. Yeah yeah I know it’s your site Joe but I don’t have to like it..
November 21st, 2014 at 9:47 am
Of all the people, Colin Cowherd has convinced me, that we need Winston. His talent is just too great to not take a gamble on him. The NFL is all about gambling and taking chances in order to win. In the NFL, just like Vegas, if you only wait for sure things, you end up walking around the casino winning nothing. Sure you don’t lose anything either but there is nothing left to lose.
November 21st, 2014 at 11:26 am
All I can say is LOL
November 21st, 2014 at 2:10 pm
Joe,
Don’t you think you should curb praising Jameis Winston until after his disciplinary hearing in December regarding his rape case? The hearing could result in serious punishment or expulsion, or even a reopening of the rape case based on his testimony..Is that the kind of person you want leading the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?
If we MUST talk about Winston, understand he’s a system qb. He can’t run a team by himself. His stats this year are evidence of that, as soon as he loses Kelvin Benjamin and Davonte Freeman, his performance declines. I’m not giving this anymore than it deserves. If it comes down to Winston or Mariota, you go Marcus 100% of the time..But they can’t take a QB 1st overall because they have so much offensive and defensive line issues, that you have to rebuild before throwing a rookie to the wolves.
November 21st, 2014 at 5:03 pm
A SYSTEM QB?
A system QB is Marcus Mariotta. Winston is the exact opposite of system QB. He run a pro style set, can play under center, or in shotgun.
Of course his stats went down, name one QB who’s would not, after losing that many weapons to the NFL. But, the fact that he found a way to CARRY the team and still be undefeated shows that he is ready to carry the load in the NFL….
System QB…..that’s a good one! Thanks for the laugh!
November 22nd, 2014 at 9:56 am
Winston a system QB?
Wow!!!! Don’t know much football do you. He has scored 30 pts in every game played and is 26-0 despite losing Benjamin, Freeman & a bunch of defensive players.
You see Mr. Justin, all those TD passes, passing yds & competions are fine & Famous Jameis and Mariota has them but the 1 stat that Jameis has that Mariota doesn’t is 26-0 and National Champion. Which to me sets them apart.
And everything that Love and Warrick Dunn said…………
Bucs, Take A Walk on the Wild Side; Pick Famous Jameis and let’s start winning!!!!!!!!