Archive for May, 2014

“Tampa Gets A Little Sugar”

Saturday, May 3rd, 2014
Odell Beckham and a package of picks?

Odell Beckham and a package of picks?

NFL Network full-time draft guru Daniel Jeremiah, a former scout, outlined “sensible” draft-day trades to look for next week.

Yes, the Bucs were among the premier sellers. (more…)

Upgrading The Offensive Line

Saturday, May 3rd, 2014
If the Bucs trade back in the first round, would that set the table for Jason Licht to pick UCLA G Xavier Su'a-Filo?

If the Bucs trade back in the first round, would that set the table for Jason Licht to pick UCLA G Xavier Su’a-Filo?

Whenever a new coach and a new general manager comes in, what they think of players isn’t a secret very long. Players the new leadership isn’t fond of are nearly always traded, cut or benched.

So let there be no doubt how Bucs coach Lovie Smith and general manager Jason Licht felt about the offensive line. Only one full-time starter* from last year returns, right tackle Demar Dotson. (more…)

Defense Rules, But Still Need A QB

Friday, May 2nd, 2014

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OK, it’s Friday and it’s time to knock off this nonsense. Joe can’t take it any longer and he sure as hell is not going to carry this rage over into the weekend. Enough is enough.

To win a Super Bowl in the NFL, more than once every 40 years, you need a quarterback. No less than an average quarterback. At some point, your team needs to score, unless you bank on six pick-sixes a game. Wanna lay money that happens? (more…)

Frenzied Final “War Room” Days

Friday, May 2nd, 2014

lovie and lichtAs Bucs fans join Joe in counting down the six days until the 2014 NFL Draft, Joe wants to share some good stuff from former Browns and Rams scout Russ Lande.

Lande has been a longtime draft analyst for various outlets and now works as a personnel executive in the CFL. (more…)

Lovie Is All Smiles, Optimism And Confidence

Friday, May 2nd, 2014

NFL.com writer Michael Silver got exclusive time with Jason Licht and Lovie Smith for a new feature on the Bucs’ head coach.

Silver was all pitchforks for Greg Schiano shortly after he was hired, but Silver is all-in with Lovie. He paints a picture of nirvana in the bowels of One Buc Palace. (more…)

“Be A Man,” Says Anthony Collins

Friday, May 2nd, 2014

anthony collinsThere’s a decent chance the Bucs could draft an offensive tackle like Jake Matthews with the seventh overall draft pick next week.

But then what? Would Matthews, new left tackle Anthony Collins or Demar Dotson move inside to fill one of the Bucs’ apparent holes at guard? (more…)

Pining For A Quarterback

Friday, May 2nd, 2014
Per the respectable OverTheCap.com, Bucs QB Josh McCown's contract is only guaranteed in 2014.

Bucs QB Josh McCown’s contract is only guaranteed for 2014.

When Joe looks at the Bucs’ roster, sure he sees holes, but Joe believes new Bucs coach Lovie Smith and general manager Jason Licht have done a fine job upgrading.

The defense, in Joe’s eyes, is set. On offense, Joe is worried as hell about the thin offensive line. A wide receiver or two will sure help in this deep receiver draft. Then there’s quarterback. (more…)

Johnny Football: A Modern Day Brett Favre

Friday, May 2nd, 2014
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Former Bucs QB Jeff Carlson weighs in

Joe wants to crush a beer can whenever he hears someone compare Johnny Football to Tim Tebow. That’s like comparing Rachel Watson to Rosie O’Donnell.

Tebow flat out couldn’t throw the ball. He was a glorified wishbone quarterback. Johnny Football has better wheels than Tebow, and a much, much, much better arm. (more…)

Sammy Watkins Is Not A Pipe Dream

Friday, May 2nd, 2014
Draft guru Mike Mayock believes it's not outrageous to think Clemson WR Sammy Watkins could fall to the Bucs.

Draft guru Mike Mayock believes it’s not outrageous to think Clemson WR Sammy Watkins will fall to the Bucs.

Joe knows the following will force those afflicted with the Sammy Watkins Fetish to stand at attention and walk quickly to the nearest bathroom at work for a private moment.

Mike Mayock thinks the Bucs have a prayer of landing Clemson wide receiver Sammy Watkins. Yes, you read that correctly. (more…)

Evans vs. Watkins? Chocolate Vs. Vanilla

Thursday, May 1st, 2014
Mike Evans or Sammy Watkins? Depends what flavor you like.

Mike Evans or Sammy Watkins? Depends what flavor you like, says NFL Network draft guru Mike Mayock.

Joe listened to the two-hour Mike Mayock teleconference this afternoon and it was some kind of awesome to get prepped for the draft. Remember how Joe has been pimping Penn State wide receiver Allen Robinson in the third round? Mayock said that is where Robinson will get drafted.

Yes, Joe actually does research and puts thought into things. (more…)

“Not Gettin’ Too Nosy” Under Lovie

Thursday, May 1st, 2014
More evidence Greg Schiano was being tuned out by his players

More evidence Greg Schiano was being tuned out by his players

An order Commander Greg Schiano would often scream was “Do your job!”

The premise was simple: just do what the New Schiano Order asks you to do on any given play. Don’t be a hero. Don’t even think about making a play. (more…)

Mayock: Murray Probably A Third-Round Pick

Thursday, May 1st, 2014
Aaron Murray potentially is a great fit for the Bucs for multiple reasons

Murray potentially is a great Tampa Bay fit for multiple reasons

Chucky’s second favorite QB in the NFL Draft, Aaron Murray, is steadily moving up team draft boards and NFL Network draft guru Mike Mayock said this afternoon he expects Murray to be a third-round pick next week.

Speaking on his annual pre-draft conference call, Mayock made the claim along with all kinds of heavy praise for Murray’s intelligence, experience, readiness and ability. (more…)

“Plan B”

Thursday, May 1st, 2014
Joe would not be shocked at all if Jake Matthews is selected by the Bucs next week.

Joe would not be shocked at all if OL Jake Matthews is selected by the Bucs next week.

There is no doubt the Bucs need a wide receiver (perhaps two) in next week’s draft. Good timing, as the draft is lousy with wide receivers.

Now we all know Joe has an infatuation with everything Johnny Football, from his hyper Labrador-puppy-like running to his pocket accuracy, to his rabbit-out-of-the-hat playmaking ability and his harem of hot women. (more…)

Watch Jason Licht

Thursday, May 1st, 2014

Informative video here by talented Amanda Borges of SportsTalkFlorida.com. It’ll give you a great summary feel for Jason Licht and Lovie Smith blowing smokescreens addressing the media on all things NFL Draft this week.

D.J. Moore Holds A Draft Key

Thursday, May 1st, 2014
Lovie was so dialed in to the nickel back position in Chicago, he coached the position himself in 2008.

Lovie was so dialed in to the nickel back position in Chicago, he coached the position himself in 2008.

Joe has put in way too much research into the eight-year Lovie Smith regime in Chicago.

As a Bucs fan, Joe can say a lot of Lovie’s time in Chicago is incredibly encouraging, some is downright frightening, and the rest offers great insight into Lovie. (more…)

Bucs’ “Top-10 In Ink” By This Weekend

Thursday, May 1st, 2014

lovie and lichtWhen Jason Licht was hired as Bucs general manager, he said he would pound on Lovie Smith’s office door over and over and over again, if necessary, in an effort to sell Lovie on a player.

There would be no 11th-hour, draft-day hollering and angry chest bumping to make a decision, Licht said. (more…)

Licht: No Change In QB Ratings Since February

Thursday, May 1st, 2014

teddy bridgewaterJason Licht wasn’t kidding when he said Tuesday that Pro Days are of little value to the Buccaneers.

The Bucs’ general manager said this morning on WDAE-AM 620 that Tampa Bay’s rankings of the 2014 quarterbacks class has been static for more than two months. That means Licht is saying Teddy Bridgewater’s widely panned Pro Day did not impact the Bucs’ brass. (more…)

Are Bowers And Clayborn “For Sale?”

Thursday, May 1st, 2014
Pat Kirwan of SiriusXM NFL Radio wondered aloud if Bucs DE Adrian Clayborn is "for sale."

Pat Kirwan of SiriusXM NFL Radio wondered aloud if Bucs DE Adrian Clayborn is “for sale.”

Now Joe has already brought up a possibility — nothing more than that — the Bucs could be shopping running back Doug Martin in order to stock up on valuable draft picks for next week’s draft. Martin, for a third-year guy, already has a lot of wear and tear on his tires and is coming off an ugly shoulder injury.

With the Bucs being deep at running back and some team dangling draft picks for Martin, would Bucs coach Lovie Smith nibble at the bait? (more…)

Fact: Johnny Is The Best QB Prospect

Thursday, May 1st, 2014

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In this “Fact or Fiction” segment with Maggie Gray and fight-instigating, barista-training, pedestrian-bumping, olive oil-lappingpopcorn-munchingcoffee-slurpingfried-chicken-eatingoatmeal-lovingcircle-jerkingbeer-chuggingcricket-watchingscone-loathingcollege football-naïve, baseball box score-reading Peter King of SI.com, King explains why Johnny Football is the best quarterback prospect in next week’s NFL draft. (more…)