Archive for May, 2014

QBs Still In Play

Thursday, May 8th, 2014
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Teddy Bridgewater is a Minnesota Viking

Despite Lovie Smith’s public Mike Glennon love tonight, Joe can’t believe Lovie is really satisfied with his stable of quarterbacks.

Remember, Lovie is the same man who couldn’t wait to see Darrelle Revis play some old school Tampa-2. (more…)

Mike Evans: Record Setter

Thursday, May 8th, 2014

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If new Bucs wide receiver Mike Evans is half the receiver he is in the NFL as he was in college, then he will be a very nice complement during Vincent Jackson’s remaining years as a Buccaneer.

Last year, Evans became a record-holder for the Texas A&M Aggies, which is saying something given the rich history of the school’s football program, notes Brent Zwerneman of the Houston Chronicle. (more…)

NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Thursday, May 8th, 2014

NNNNOOO

Goodbye, Johnny. (more…)

NFL Draft Round One, Live Blog

Thursday, May 8th, 2014
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Fans sound off

So it is finally here. The first round of the NFL draft. The painful, painful, painful wait has finally reached an end.

The wait was so long, Joe was actually more looking forward more to the return of “24” than the draft. Joe was mocked out. (more…)

Lovie Endorses Glennon, QB “Of The Future”

Thursday, May 8th, 2014

mike glennon 1216The anchor of the 32nd-ranked offense last season, Bucs backup quarterback Mike Glennon, has a loud advocate (for now) at One Buc Palace. (more…)

Mike Evans Speaks

Thursday, May 8th, 2014

mike evansA relaxed and slightly nervous Mike Evans, the new Bucs manbeast wide receiver from Texas A&M, just talked to the local pen and mic club at One Buc Palace. (more…)

Peek Inside Bucs’ War Room

Thursday, May 8th, 2014

Take a peek inside the Bucs war room with Bucs coach Lovie Smith and general manager Jason Licht in the early minutes of tonight’s first round of the NFL draft. There is no audio to the video. (Video courtesy of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.)

Jason Licht Loves His “Twin Towers”

Thursday, May 8th, 2014
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Joe’s live at One Buc Palace

Bucs general manager Jason Licht was flashing an ear-to-ear grin at One Buc Palace tonight. The Bucs “got their guy” in wide receiver Mike Evans, Licht told Joe and assembled media.

The Bucs now have two gargantuan No. 1 wide receivers, Vincent Jackson and Evans. Licht dropped a nickname on them, “The Twin Towers.” (more…)

Staggering Stats For Mike Evans

Thursday, May 8th, 2014

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If the Bucs want big-strike ability, then they should be able to do just that when the 2014 season kicks off. YAC, however, will be another matter.

First round draft pick Vincent Jackson Mike Evans put up crazy numbers last year. Of course, it helped that he may have had the greatest college quarterback since Roger Staubach to buy him time to get open. (more…)

Mike Evans Highlights

Thursday, May 8th, 2014

Here is a highlight package of new Bucs wide receiver Mike Evans.

Vincent Jackson II

Thursday, May 8th, 2014
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New Bucs WR Mike Evans.

With a quarterback for the ages ready to be selected while you have a quarterback that Peter King stated the team called a “one-year band-aid,” the Bucs decided to draft Vincent Jackson. (more…)

Johnny And The Bucs? “Not A Chance”

Thursday, May 8th, 2014

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Roughly an hour after Peter King of theMMQB.com claimed the Bucs want Johnny Football but aren’t willing to burn a No. 7 pick to get him, the “Custodian of Canton,” eye-RAH! Kaufman of the Tampa Tribune, took to the same airwaves to emphatically state any talk of Johnny Football coming to the Bucs is hogwash.

(more…)

Mallett Deal Paving Way For Glennon Trade?

Thursday, May 8th, 2014
"Blessings are coming, my son."

“Blessings are coming, my son.”

Patriots beat writer Tom Curran is bringing word this evening that New England backup quarterback Ryan Mallett, who many view as potential starter material, is likely to be sent to Houston to reunite with Texans coach Bill O’Brien. (more…)

Peter King: Bucs Want Johnny, But…

Thursday, May 8th, 2014

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If all things were even, your new franchise quarterback for the Bucs would be none other than Johnny Football, says fight-instigatingbarista-training, pedestrian-bumpingolive oil-lappingpopcorn-munchingcoffee-slurpingfried-chicken-eatingoatmeal-lovingcircle-jerkingbeer-chuggingcricket-watchingscone-loathingcollege football-naïve, baseball box score-reading Peter King of Sports Illustrated and NBC Sports fame.

The Bucs, said King, want Johnny Football. Problem is, they don’t want him that badly. (more…)

Dominik Offers His QB Favorites

Thursday, May 8th, 2014
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Dominik explained how draft day trades are rarely a last-minute deal, including the Bucs’ in 2012.

As many Bucs fans fantasize about who might be their next potential “franchise” quarterback, perhaps some still care who former Bucs rockstar general manager Mark Dominik thinks is worthy?

(Cue the boos.) (more…)

Data Crunchers Quietly Invade War Rooms

Thursday, May 8th, 2014

spreadsheetsimageWe all knew this was coming. Heck, Bucs general manager Jason Licht told Joe the covert analytics team at One Buc Palace is a key cog in the Tampa Bay scouting machine.

Now we learn from ESPN that the Browns paid six figures recently to study QB data, in addition to the millions already invested in their scouting department. (more…)

Breakdown Of Pass Rushers

Thursday, May 8th, 2014
MIssouri DE Kony Ealy is one of Peter King's top pass rushers in the draft.

Missouri DE Kony Ealy is one of Peter King’s best available pass rushers in the draft.

If Bucs coach Lovie Smith picks true to his roots draft history, then he may select a pass rusher today or tomorrow. If he does that, it would speak volumes about the future of Adrian Clayborn and Da’Quan Bowers.

It wouldn’t shock Joe if this happened. So here’s fight-instigatingbarista-training, pedestrian-bumpingolive oil-lappingpopcorn-munchingcoffee-slurpingfried-chicken-eatingoatmeal-lovingcircle-jerkingbeer-chuggingcricket-watchingscone-loathingcollege football-naïve, baseball box score-reading Peter King of Sports Illustrated and NBC Sports fame has a breakdown of the top pass rushers available – tonight! (more…)

Who’s Really In Charge?

Thursday, May 8th, 2014

Joe is thoroughly fed up with the bizarre debate/claims surrounding who has final say of the Buccaneers’ draft.

Joe thought that chatter died months ago, but it arose again yesterday courtesy of a local beat writer. (more…)

The Beginning Of The Drought

Thursday, May 8th, 2014

The Bucs draft-day chasing of defensive end Booker Reese accelerated their demise that approached two decades.

Joe remembers when, once upon a time, wearing the Creamsicles was like walking around with a “Kick Me” sign taped to your arse. They were a team that only Harry Dunne could embrace.

Such a sad sack organization the Bucs were. After coming off their second NFC Central title in three years, the 1982 Bucs couldn’t get their first-round draft pick right and picked the wrong guy, who actually was pretty decent, Penn State offensive lineman Sean Farrell.

The guy they wanted to draft, defensive end Booker Reese, the Bucs chased in the second round with a valuable ’83 first round pick, only to see Reese vanish soon after. (more…)