Chalupa Freeman Loves The Drive-Thru
December 16th, 2010
So perhaps the secret to Josh Freeman’s feats of strengths that move linemen off the goal line and win games for the Bucs has been revealed.
Freeman is powered by the fart-inducing man food at Taco Bell.
Speaking today on The Jeff Faine Show on 1010 AM, Bucs center Jeff Faine said Freeman “eats Taco Bell five nights a week.” Faine went on to relay a story that Freeman said Taco Bell needs to start compensating him.
“If I did that I’d be whooping Donald Penn’s butt on the scale,” Faine said. “That’s the next thing [Freeman] will work on is his diet.”
Joe can only imagine how big Freeman’s drive-thru bill is after a game. “That’ll be $24.50, Mr. Freeman. Would you like 47 packs of hot sauce with that?”
To continue on the food front, Faine went on to heap massive praise on Arrelious Benn, who Faine said likely has to diet just to not get too big for a wide receiver. Faine said workout warrior Benn, listed at 6-2, 220, already is beast to tackle and could easily handle another 20 pounds on his frame.
December 16th, 2010 at 6:38 pm
JOE, KEEP YOUR VIEWS ON FLATULENCE OFF MY SPORTS NEWS WEBSITE!!! THIS IS IRRELEVANT TO THE BUCCANEERS. YOU HAVE LOST MY RESPECT AND I AM LEAVING THIS SITE FOR GOOD. THANKS FOR ALIENATING HALF YOUR READERSHIP WITH FART JOKES!!!
December 16th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Joe here,
Good one, gitarlvr.
December 16th, 2010 at 7:43 pm
hmmm a really physical rookie wide receiver who could use “20 more pounds of muscle” why does that sound familiar? Please don’t make me relive this nightmare…
December 16th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
You know, I DO have to wonder about the 47 hot sauce packets….
Why that, huh, Joe? Why HOT SAUCE???
Yep. I see whats going on here….
December 16th, 2010 at 8:07 pm
Josh can’t keep doing the fast food thing. That will catch up to him down the road.
December 16th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
Neon Deon just popped our playoff chances on NFLN 🙁
By bear hugging them 🙁
December 16th, 2010 at 9:32 pm
Benn with his shirt off almost looks like a linebacker or running back.
December 16th, 2010 at 9:44 pm
Raheem should do a better job monitoring the diets of his players, right Thomas and Buc You?
December 16th, 2010 at 11:01 pm
As Freeman grows older and wiser he will realize just how God awful Taco Bell actually is. That place is nasty. He needs to hire a good cook.
December 16th, 2010 at 11:36 pm
Someone needs to introduce Freeman to Taco Bus
December 17th, 2010 at 12:26 am
Wow, Justin Smith was ejected for doing less/same as what Deangelo Hall did when he was mouthing off to K2… Total B.S.
December 17th, 2010 at 12:38 am
Freeman needs to do a Taco Bell commercial!!!!!!! That would be great!
December 17th, 2010 at 3:11 am
@Hire Greg Olson,
As soon as I saw it, that’s exactly what went through my mind. I try to never blame officiating for winning or losing a game, but this year has been some of the most inconsistent officiating I have ever seen. I have learned this year that I have no idea what is a holding, pass interference, horse collar, illegal block, roughing the passer, or especially illegal hit on a defenseless player. It appears the refs have no idea either.
December 17th, 2010 at 6:28 am
The only reason I eat Taco Bell is because it’s the cheapest fast food out there. I don’t know why anyone would voluntarily eat there if they had the money.
December 17th, 2010 at 9:56 am
Joe, Freeman is no candy boy, he gets 47 FIRE sauces!
I am with Buc You, hire a cook!
December 17th, 2010 at 10:03 am
Their drive-thru is slow…LOL
December 17th, 2010 at 11:14 am
Hawaiian Buc .. didnt you know .. The Goodell is making the NFL MUCH Safer so they convert to an 18 game season
December 17th, 2010 at 11:36 am
Yo quiero TD!
December 17th, 2010 at 8:13 pm
Guys, the “hot sauce” at Taco Bell tastes like someone peed in a vat of vinegar. Now, Taco Bell’s “Fire Sauce” is good stuff and should be considered a staple condiment. I’d like to think that Mr. Freeman prefers the “Fire Sauce”.
Know your Taco Bell sauces and Go Bucs!