Michael Pittman Not Fond Of Recent Lust Notes
June 29th, 2010
A golden rule of the Internet is to avoid publishing fancy, half-naked pictures of yourself along with your contact information.
Former Bucs stud running back Michael Pittman, per his Facebook account, has recently experienced the pitfalls of not following this sage wisdom.
Joe follows various current and former Buccaneers cheerleaders on Facebook and Twitter to stay abreast of everything Bucs. It’s also entertaining.
By following Pittman, who played for the Florida Tuskers of the UFL last season, Joe has learned about Pittman’s passion for modeling and other rather useless bits of information, such as Pittman seems to have patented a weatherproof big screen TV encased inside a giant football. Joe is one of Pittman’s 2,500+ Facebook “friends.”
Over the past few months, Pittman has published tasteful yet skin-heavy photos of himself from a recent modeling shoot. And it seems Pittman found some male admirers as a result. That’s no surprise, although it seems Pittman was unprepared for that, and rather unhappy about it.
He posted the following reaction yesterday.
This is the last time I’m going to tell you Gay “DL” brotha’s! I tried to be nice about this before! But don’t come at me with no gay sh** again!! I Love Women Period!!! None of y’all don’t know me and the sh** is disrespectful as hell. Stop leaving dumb a** messages in my inbox!
For the record, Pittman used asterisks to censor the curse words, not Joe.
Joe’s hoping Pittman publishes more photos of the big TV and less of himself topless.
June 29th, 2010 at 8:06 am
He must be the first man ever to love periods.
June 29th, 2010 at 8:13 am
Sander
Lol, the first and only! See lightningBuc, I told you he was gonna get mad at you! Now you’ve pissed him off! Lol
June 29th, 2010 at 8:23 am
If Pittman post any of the . . Ahem . . Letters he’s received, do you think there will be a Picture of JimBuc in a T-back and Gestapo Boots!
If there is, please post a warning on that post! The though of that could send me screaming to the Jumper platform on the Skyway bridge!!
June 29th, 2010 at 8:44 am
If he doesn’t want gay things to happen to him, he shouldn’t do gay things like modeling in your underwear and then posting them on facebook. What did he expect, a bunch of women were going to leave tasteless remarks in his inbox?
June 29th, 2010 at 9:01 am
Yeah, and putting his Facebook adress on “Logo TV” probaly didn’t help, either, lmao
June 29th, 2010 at 9:03 am
Joe,
Is it going to be this slow all the way till July 30th? I understand not much news to post, but where are the pieces from Carlson and White?
I can’t take this, I am used to new posts everyday! lol.
June 29th, 2010 at 9:29 am
Gary,
Jee, I dunno, I’m having a lot of fun with this post. Can’t wait til my buddies Lighningbuc and JimBuc launch their counterattacks.! They’re pretty smart( except JimBuc), should be pretty good!
June 29th, 2010 at 9:33 am
Gary:
What’s wrong with some humor? This is hilarious.
June 29th, 2010 at 9:38 am
Joe here,
Gary – Steve White has written four Bull Rush columns here this month, plus Joe’s linked to various pieces on Steve White’s blog, http://passingonthegame.blogspot.com. So not sure what you’re missing there. …Jeff Carlson is just taking a little time away during the summer. Even Peter King is taking time away from football.
June 29th, 2010 at 9:58 am
Thank you Joe!
I absolutely laughed my a** off when I read Pittman’s response. Amazing downtime stuff!
June 29th, 2010 at 10:07 am
@Michael Pittman HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
June 29th, 2010 at 11:09 am
Damm,his arms are huge..Maybe he should forget football and check out bodybuilding.Sure makes me feel puny.
June 29th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Maybe W sent the remarks, he seems to be admiring the arm in this photo.
And they are holding hands!
June 29th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
He should be damn glad he don’t play for the Bucs no more. Rah would have told him to take OFF his underwear. And then Capt Tim would request he put some ballet slippers on.
June 29th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
LMAO… Cappy Tim (Old Navy Semen) enjoys this article! 4 replies already?
I always knew you were a flaming semen Cappy…
June 29th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
LightningBuc
Not bad, not bad. But Pittman said it wasn’t enough for him ta quit wanting ta kick yer butt! – NO More e-mails!! He likes Chicks!!
Rahdomdabest
When you were sitting around, thinking about Capt.Tim, you weren’t “touching” yourself, were you?? Sorry, I’m flattered( and disgusted), but Capt.Tim is a ” chick magnet”, not a “d*** F*****”
Pittman said he’s tired of yer Emails too!
June 29th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Rahdomdabest said that some of the ex-Bucs were a “pain in the ass”, I always thought he meant they were annoying! But now . . . .
June 29th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
I thought magnets were for refrigerator doors?
June 29th, 2010 at 3:45 pm
All kinda doors! Front doors, back door men, side doors. Whatever:)
June 29th, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Gotta watch out for those trap doors though!
June 29th, 2010 at 8:34 pm
Oar,
Lol, that’s why I avoid “slow squad” parties! All their parties are a pain in the Ass!
A good night for the Capt.! Started at “Mugs”, now at Hooters! Makes the Capt. Really happy about his “orientation”, cause wasting the View around these places should be a crime! Makes me feel bad for those who don’t truly appreciate the beauty of a nice curve!!
Think I’m gonna invite Joes loyal readers to a night at Mugs soon, on the Capt!Even the ones that wanna beat me up:)
June 30th, 2010 at 8:00 am
Oww! The Capt.’s head is in a world of hurt today! But I think even LightningBuc, RahDom, and JimBuc would have agreed with my post last night, about the beautiful surroundings of “Mugs” and “Hooters”! Poor Michael Pittman,attracting the affections of the wrong crowd! If he really wants attention from the fairer sex, he ought just post copies of his Buc paystubs! That’d do the trick:)