Bucs Training Camp Six Weeks Away
June 16th, 2010
Joe just took a walk outside for lunch.
It’s hot!
But Joe’s not complaining. Joe loves the hot weather. Makes the beers taste better. Then there’s all the Tampa Bay area hotties wearing skimpy outfits, showing plenty of tanned skin. (Sigh).
The hot weather also tells Joe something good is not far behind: football season.
Last week Joe got worked up in a froth with all the college football alignment talk. So much so that Joe caught himself a few times this week already mapping out drinking watching plans for football weekends.
The cherry on top so to speak is Bucs training camp. Per the Tampa Tribune’s eye-RAH! Kaufman posting on the TBO Bucs Twitter feed, via NFL.com, Bucs players are scheduled to report to One Buc Palace July 30 with practices beginning July 31.
That’s six weeks from this weekend.
Joe can just envision the Bucs cheerleaders and the stench of sweat now. Aaaahhh!
June 16th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Six weeks!!! That’s alot of Caybrews to make it through.
June 16th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Cheerleader sweat? What do you mix with that, Vodka? Or is it a rum drink?
Think I’m mixing mine with tequila, that would do it!
June 16th, 2010 at 3:47 pm
By the way, Joe, is the “cheerleader sweat” bottling plant hiring?
The good Capt. Has a pretty lucrative day job, but sometimes ya gotta make sacrifices . . .
June 16th, 2010 at 4:12 pm
Capt. Tim:
Something tells Joe there’s a market for such a product.
June 16th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Cheerleader sweat? Do you mean pom-pom spray?
June 16th, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Now there’s a business I could really get behind!! I hear oppurtunity knocking!
June 16th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Captain,
Lucrative day job, huh? I had no idea the “special sauce” monkey choker gig at the local burger joint paid so well.
June 16th, 2010 at 11:55 pm
LightningBug,
When yer buried up to the neck at the beach, using yer head as an oil filter, guess quite a few things get by ya! Right buddy!