The Venue: Where The Beautiful People Hang

February 11th, 2010

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Joe is still giddy from Super Sunday. Part of that was watching Opie Taylor throw an interception to seal a Saints Super Bowl win.

Another reason Joe is still giddy is that he spent the evening watching the game at the premiere hotspot in the Tampa Bay area, “The Venue.”

Located at 2675 Ulmerton Road in St. Petersburg in the Feather Sound area just across the Howard Frankland Bridge, “The Venue” is centrally located for all who enjoy the finer things in life.

Joe cannot remember having such a good time on any Super Sunday as he did at “The Venue.”

In short, there were TVs aplenty, the food was beyond outstanding, and the drinks stiff if not surprisingly inexpensive. More important, the many women there were hot.

In particular, Joe was smitten with who he now refers to as “Coltsgirl.” She, in all seriousness, may be one of the most beautiful brunettes Joe has ever laid eyes on. Joe entertained clients at “The Venue” Sunday, and let’s just say when Coltsgirl walked away from her seat during commericials, Joe and his clients did not see one nanosecond of the commercials.

In fact, Coltsgirl was so striking, Joe found himself missing a play or two.

Think Rachel Watson with shoulder-length brown hair.

Coltsgirl may just be a regular. She seemed to know some of the staff members. If Coltsgirl is a regular, so too is Joe and so should you.

How much of a hotspot is “The Venue?” Consider that Wednesday someone named “Fergie” of the Black Eyed Peas saw fit to stop in.

Joe must be getting old. When he hears or reads “Fergie,” Joe thinks of Fergie Jenkins.

Trust Joe, he’s not too old that he didn’t notice Coltsgirl. For some reason, Coltsgirl made Joe think of the compliments that the King of All Media, Howard Stern, showered upon a model once in his studio. “Your ass, your thighs, your breasts — amazing!”

Though football season is over, baseball season is right around the corner. “The Venue” is the perfect spot to visit on the way home from a Rays game, or just about any evening. Who knows, sometimes a Rays player drops by from time to time?

For good reason, if Coltsgirl is there.

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