Let’s Go Eagles!

January 5th, 2010

About the only thing Joe likes about Philadelphia is soccer hottie Heather Mitts.

Like any good Bucs fan, Joe hates the Philadelphia Eagles — and throw in the Phillies and Flyers, too.

But Joe has to root for the Eagles to absolutely hammer the Cowboys on the road in the opening round of the NFC playoffs on Saturday.

Why? Because Joe firmly believes that Chucky is salivating for a phone call from Jerry Jones to coach America’s Team. And that phone call would only come if Lumpy Phillips fails miserably on Saturday.

 Joe believes Chucky would leap at the chance to ride in to Texas on his love-you-man horse and take over the Cowboys. It might be the only job that would make him give up his $100,000 a week check from the Glazers.

Getting Chucky’s salary off the Glazers’ books can only be a good thing for the Bucs.

3 Responses to “Let’s Go Eagles!”

  1. oneSBwin n franchisehistory Says:

    INSTANT COWBOY FAN FROM 34 YEAR BUC FAN !!! RADIO(CUBA JR. ONE)MUST GO. QUOTE FROM WEEK 3 “WE GOT BEAT BY A GROWN MAN TEAM” WELL GUESS WHAT WE NEED A GROWN MAN COACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Louie Says:

    Joe, why would you want the Glazers to save any more money? They’ve already saved by not using the 30M cap and by hiring a cheap head coach. It’s not like the Glazers are going to change all of a sudden if Chucky is off the payroll.

    Go Cowboys!

  3. Jorge Says:

    I too want Chucky’s money off the books, BUT! I can’t do it Joe…

    I can’t root for Philly…That would be blasphemous to my sports fan integrity…I almost felt like rooting for Bobby Bowden this past weekend but the Cane in me made me feel so guilty I ended up hoping he would have stepped in horse shit & then accidentally fell and extinguished the flame as he knocked Chief whatever his name off his horse…LoLz…Good times…

    I hope Joe Jerevicious is putting ex-lax in their Gatorade, I hope Donavan gets food poisoning from some Chunky soup, I hope Andy Reid gets fired and quickly hired by the Bucs…I’ I’ve said too much…