Joe’s Third Quarter Thoughts
December 20th, 2009* Anwar Richardson on TBO.com’s Bucs Twitter account just posted that the Bucs have not scored a touchdown in 11 quarters. And this friggin’ Greg Olson expects to keep his job? Really?
* Raheem the Dream coming back on the field speaking on the Bucs radio network: “We have to control the ball a little bit. Defense is playing too much, though they have responded. We have to get back back to running D-Ward.”
* Keep pounding the ball Olson just like you did with Caddy.
* Seems like the only guy Freeman can complete a pass too — and it shouod have been picked off — is to Winslow.
* Keep pounding the ball!!!
* Is Antonio Bryant in the witness protection program? Anyone see him on a milk carton?
* FRIGGIN MOTHER F’ING JEREMY TRUEBLOOD!!!!! Another penalty, false start. ARSEHOLE!!!
* An Antonio Bryant sighting. Bryant may have had a lot more yards if Freeman didn’t fall behind him. Helps to have protection for Freeman as well.
* Donald Penn with a false start saves a fumble and to be honest, Joe thought Penn should have been whistled for a false start on the pass to Bryant.
* Typical Bucs. Freeman makes a nice run and now a holding penalty. The Bucs have taken themselves out of field goal ranges with all the penalties.
* OK, here comes an adventure: Connor Barth for a long field goal.
* Two field goals in a row for Barth. Hold the presses. Wait a minute. We live in the 21st Century. What are presses?
* Whoseyourmama busted for a penalty. Ha-ha!
* Geno Hayes is playing like a madman today.
* Tanard Jackson with a pick. Could he be a Pro Bowl player? Bucs knocking on the door.
* OMG, a touchdown on a screen pass by Cadillac! Could the Bucs take themselves out of the Suh Sweepstakes?
* When is the last time the Bucs had a successful screen pass?
* Joe is getting several angry texts that the Bucs are pissing away their chance for Ndamukong Suh.
* Raheem is giddy.
* If the Bucs beat the Seahawks, Jim Zorn should be fired.
* Geno Hayes with a delayed blitz and he is playing out of his mind. Dude is all over the place.
* Joe will write again: Sammie Stroughter = steal.
* Keep pounding the ball.
* Joe likes the commitment to the run, but it helps to run the correct direction Mr. Ward.
* Sammie Stroughter with a first down. In short, Stroughter is at worst the No. 3 receiver next season, maybe No. 2. Goodbye Michael Clayton.
* If the Bucs don’t get any more yards here on third down, it will be a long field goal for an erratic Mr. Barth.
* Freeman could have made a first down on the run but it was still a nice pass to Stroughter. First down.
* Third-and-goal: Quarterback draw?
* Dave Moore is quite critical of the throw on second down.
* Joe doesn’t believe his eyes. A two-score lead late in the third and a beautifl play by Freeman in the fake to the left flat.
* King of Turds can’t come down with the pass on the two-point conversion and the Seahawks had called a time out just before the snap. No wonder they suck.
* Smart play on the quarterback sneak for two and no Dave Moore, that is not a Wildcat!!!
* Joe doesn’t know what to think. He’s numb and no, he hasn’t had any Caybrews.
* Seahawks aren’t dead yet. First down Seattle.
* Another first down Seattle.
* Great, great play by Quincy Black. His name gets called once every three games.
* Third-and-13. Can the Bucs stop the Seahawks?
* Whoseyourmama just dropped a big gain of a pass. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
* Just as Dave Moore said the Bucs need to chew up the clock with the run, Freeman hits Winslow with a big gain, out of bounds, first down.
December 20th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Hey man, are these guys dreaming this game or am I?