Former Bucs great Simeon Rice wants to play football. Oh, and he’s going to be elected to the Hall of Fame.

Who says so?

Simeon says so.

The always entertaining Rice participated in a chat on NFL.com and as can be expected from Rice, he dropped some gems.

To wit:

On “scumbag” Chucky:

“Things were blown way out of proportion.”

On playing for the Bucs again:

“I would love to come back, however they don’t want your boy.”

On his chances of being elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame:

“If I don’t, it’s all BS!”

On playing in the Canadian Football League:

“Yea I am going to play in Canada if I DON’T GET LOVE IN AMERICA! ”

On losing his hunger for sacks:

“Never. I love knocking people out. I wish I could knock you out!”

Obviously entertaining but Joe wonders why Rice didn’t drop Joe’s favorite new phrase that Rice coined, “Panty dropper?”