Dallass Cowboys starting quarterback Tony Romo said he will not start when Dallass hosts the Bucs Sunday. Joe is confident Jessica will find a way to comfort him.

Speaking on the Terrell Owens’ “Inside the Huddle” radio show (can you imagine such a thing?) on KLLI-FM in Dallas, Jesscia Simpson’s favorite boy toy Tony Romo (like Mike Shanahan, Sean Peyton and Joe, a proud graduate of Eastern Illinois University) said that he will not start Sunday when Dallass hosts the Bucs.

“Brad is going to go this week unless something happens that I don’t foresee,” Romo said. “It will be very difficult to change. Right now, we’ve got to get two wins going into the bye and go from there.”

Romo also stated that prior to Dallass getting its ass kicked Sunday by the Lambs, he couldn’t hold a football.

“I wasn’t physically able to get my fingers on the ball in position to throw it,” Romo said. “I needed time to get the ball in my hand. I couldn’t figure out a way to make it happen.”

In short, Romo has a broken pinkie on his throwing hand. But Joe is sure that Jessica can comfort him.

So Brad Johnson, who guided the Bucs to the franchise’s only Super Bowl, will now be on the wrong side of the line of scrimmage from arguably the NFL’s best defense.

Love ya Brad. But you are going to be hurting terribly come Monday morning. It’s still not too late to retire man.