BSPN has a video of some dork showing up at Jeff Garcia’s house. Now, Joe asks you, if you were going to show up at Jeff Garcia’s house, wouldn’t you time it so, just by chance, Carmella might be pracing around in some limited amount of clothing?

Joe knows that’s what he would do.

But this dork — Joe doesn’t want to call him a “geek” because he doesn’t want to offend geeks — who goes by the name of “The Truth” shows up at Garcia’s door to play Madden.

Of course, Carmella is nowhere to be found.

Can you imagine?

This sort of reminds Joe of a recent Howard Stern interview of Chris Russo where Stern wonders aloud about Russo’s success rate with women.